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[Looks like someone typed the number into the address bar on his browser, if the webcam-angle is anything to judge by. Well, to anyone who is using a medium that allows pictures that is. Enjoy a young man who might be described as a pretty-boy save for the five-o-clock shadow and the smudged eyeliner making him look a bit both hollow-cheeked and hollow-eyed. In the case of voice mediums there's only his voice, light and a bit feminine, with a definite southern drawl. Or there's just a really rambly line of text.]

So I'm, uhm... still not sure this ain't some kind of weird April 1st hoax. Or I'm actually tripping. I've hear that if you go too heavy on the stuff, you can like... get weird trips even when you've not taken nothing, is that true? Might explain that weird pink light I saw,

Anyway, I don't know worth crap about computers, but I just looked my number up on one, and now I can see everything. Like, everything everyone else that's used the number've done? And like- like, it looks like people've been writing - for real writing, I mean, by hand - and it still ends up here? Not sure how that even works.

I wouldn't believe it at all except my TV talked to me, so... you know...

[He trails off, and then grimaces and appears to close the browser window.]

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Are you an LCU student?

[ She's... she's just trying to figure this out, okay? She thinks someone's hacking into wireless devices there and-- never mind the weird bits he already mentioned about writing and the talking TV. ]

[Oh, hey a text window.]

haha noooo not even close im a bartender and exotic dancer actully
the closest i get to uni students is knowing that they dont tip well

[ Oh hey a-- what?

..... ]

Are you near the campus now, though?

[ JUST KEEPING HER COOL, NBD. ]

[Keeping it cool like a boss there.]

i dont know never bin there but
i dont think so im in my flat its downtown

[The cash register he's been fighting with all day is still doing this. His phone was doing this. Hajime gives up.]

I'd be more inclined to think it a joke were it not doing this on every device I've tried to use today.

...and I'm not into whatever drugs you're talking about, so no, it's not because of drugs.

[ Well, that's kind of a hit to her theory, but not enough to kill it entirely. She spends a little bit of time thinking distractedly, before remembering to reply at all. ]

It's probably just some hackers messing around for a laugh.

[ Or so she's trying to tell herself. Deep down, it's kind of hard to believe, as reasonable as the words look on her screen. ]

[ ...he wasn't answering this post because it referenced illicit drugs.

Honestly. ]

I don't believe that's how "tripping" works.

[He stares at that for a while. For all that he knows shit-all about computers, and has been fed with Hollywood's "hackers can do anything" bs all of his life, he still can't quite bring himself to believe that.]

rite so they hacked into my tv too
and an old mans fax mashine
and peoples notebooks and paper and stuff
pretty good hackers

yea it does seem to work with w/e as long as you use the numbers rite
and thats good to know i gess that means were all mad or this is reely hapening
but i gess you dont have an idea why?

youd be amased if i told you the conspiracy theries i beleved those times i took speed

[Which is why speed along with heroin is something he just won't touch anymore.]

but any way this doesnt feel the same i gess so theres that

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[Paul has a bit of face fuzz himself, but it's barely visible. He just isn't manly enough for it.]

I wish it was a hoax. I'm getting weirded out here.

[Bless his heart, it's not like Fai can out-manly a lot of people.]

Uh-huh, yeah, it's kinda starting to freak me out too. Like... I don't know any of y'all so far, but you got a number in your heads just like me? That's creepy.

Edited 2013-04-02 14:06 (UTC)

[ Oh god ow what is that garbled nonsense you call a sentence. Bloody Americans and their clearly inferior educational system. ]

I'm "amased" you lived to tell the tale after that one.

[ Because yeah, also familiar with that particular concoction and not touching it ever again. ]

[Well, to be fair, he dropped out of high school at 16 and he wasn't a very good student before that, so it's not so much the educational system as... well, him.]

well i mean it was only a couple of times and then i was of it
its reely adictive tho scary
but yea the only thing i had this week end was coke wasnt even lsd or nothing so id say this is probably reel

I guess our luck is just that bad. What possible purpose could there be to this?

[ Nobody said it was a perfect theory...! Defeated without conceding points she's not willing to at the moment, however, she doesn't reply. This is getting far too uncomfortable for her tastes. ]

We all do! What if it's a, I don't know, brainwashing thing or something?

Mm, that does sound scary, but I ain't got the faintest clue why anyone would wash my brain. I mean, I don't know about anyone else, but it's not like I'm important or anything.

serch me
then again ain't like anything bad has hapened so far so at leest theres that

I dunno, man. But. It has to be something. Things don't happen for no reason, right?

[ ...wow. Did this kid have any shame? Or brain-to-fingers filter? ]

Are you sure that's something you should be admitting to in a semi-public venue?

[The answer to that would be... no. Not much. The preincarnated him had too much of a filter, to the point of no longer being a functioning person, but as he is now? Nope.]

if i dont have it now its not like its a crime
besides come on its only visible to those who have this number thing going on rite? so im not shore publics the right word

[Nothing bad happening to you, maybe...but Hajime's already had some personal weirdness.]

You notice anything weird happening other than this?

[Because some people don't always equate weird with bad...though why he's asking this of someone on drugs, he has no idea.]

well i sudenly knew how to do something ive never lerned if that counts i gess

Usually not, I guess. But it doesn't have to be a completely bad reason, right?

I take it that wasn't spelling.

haha youre so durn funny i forgets to laf
high scool dropout here give me a brake
and no i lerned how to make choclate fondants

Seriously?

[He gets weird green blood, this guy gets cooking skills. Clearly this all makes the most sense ever.]

Kind of a random skill to wake up with.

i know rite its weird as shit
espesialy sins i cant cook or bake anything els

I don't suppose this is the result of something stupid like falling asleep in front of the TV while the Food Network was on and magically absorbing the knowledge while you slept.

[No, Hajime, sarcasm doesn't transmit well through text...]

if that hapened evry time i wach tv and fall asleep id be a genius
or insane reely

I'm not sure if I'd be more or less worried if that were really possible, but it would make as much sense as anything else going on here.

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