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hahahhaah
so ahaha
update:
havent slept in 75 hrous

at this poitn
and i think that time has ether forgot me
or its just slowifn the fukck down which is acutlaly kind of beuatiful in a poetyic jusice kinda way if you Thinkg abot it.
like sometimes you just wake up and youres another day older and and sometimes time just goes a ittle bitfaster each and eery day bt ive actualy gone back in time to a point tofwhere it was slower and what M REALLY TRYING TO SAY HERE IS THAT THIS MINUTE HAS BEEN GOING ON FOR FAR TOO LONG AND ITS STARTGIN TO MAKE ME FEEL A LITL UNCOMFORTABLE.

ok

ok thank god

the clock changed
that was aclose one.
whew.

i dont even know hwat id do if my super power was not sleeping and stopping time.
i cant feel my face
and my eys are almost shut but my mind wont stop i jave to be awake o figure all thsi shit out
the purple bigs and scoprios and deer that attck ed me and why isnt my dog talking yet???? (this is the impt wustion why isnt ym dog talking yet this sint fair MAKE MY DOGLET TALKKK)??
crab speak
crab learn to read
crab talk to me
pelase crab please if you are reading this all i have evyrwanted was yoy to be people

....but okay thisn isnt what i wante dto talk to you guys about

i figured out whats going on.
all of it
all the figuruigs of all the going ongs.

i cant believe it took me this long or that im the fuckign first to get it
but okay
locke city
LOCKE
as in JOHN LOCKE
as in
SOCIAL CONTRACT
SOCIAL CONTRACT LOCKE
LOCK DOWN ON THE SOCIETAL CONTRACTSS ???
do you get it?
its like.,,,
so
msot people ing society dont get the chos ethat they join society right?
they dont sing the laws personalyl os its like wat why do i have to OBEY TRAFIFIC LIGHTS I NEVER AGREED TO THIS?????
we jsut have this like super wavy not so clear kinda sorta ofggyy FOOGGY continuity of consciousness and thats like?? how we are defined as the peopel?
like wout minds start out blank and then jsut get filled and riled and filed and then we just
are indiivudlas in a society and ew nt even know how that happened?
i means serious societu??? how the fuck des it work???
we just dont know these mysteries.
soemtimes soiveties are passive aggressive.
thats sad.
really sad.

but here
here its fifddfDIFFERENT.

THE SOCIAL CONTRACT WAS METAPHORICALLY SIGNED BUY ALL OF US WHEN WE USED THENUMBERS TO GET ON TH NETWORK

i would kill a man for that nose.

^^^^SLAM BAM THANK U MA'AM NAILED IT^^^^^^

UNLIKE THE REST OF HUMANITY.....
WE HAVE A CHOOCE.
TO JOIN THE SOCIETY
THSI SOCIETY THE NUMEBRS SOCIETY (NOT CLUB its a soiciety)
WE JOISNED THE NEUMEBR SOCIETY
AND TO DEMAND OUR GOVENRMTNE MENT PROTEXT OUR RIGHTS.
we have all these politically famous people who just get moer notes on tumblr and they are the aristocracy they have all the rights on the otlitical syste so jsut no one cares anymore but we all
have to care
becuae we cant have this culturd of aptoahy and we cant relish in riconic societies and apatyhy and hatrd and pleasurd in hatred
its so precvallient is socially unacrptable to spEAK FOMR YOUR HEART an to show yoroy emtions and feeligns you getthese negativ rexations.
ist appling that you sit and jstu pick on this persn and thes people and its not humoris and so
we just
haev the chance to
chose how wour society looks

ew have SIGNED THE DCONTARACT
WE HAVE MADE THE CONTRACT FOR THE SCOOETIY,
so lets sotop brgn pieces of shit and take advangta of thsi 1st year philosophy major-inspried city......

thank you.
and good night amercia.

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He was a bigeye thresher, so sixteen feet long. The scientific name for that species is Alopias superciliosus, and he was male.

[ She's trying to head off a few questions but fully expects more at this point. ]

Where'd he live?

In the Mediterranean Sea.

[ ..................................Longest pause in the world. But then he forgets that he was questioning her story, so the pause becomes even longer. Finally, there's a THUMP as he falls off his bed. ]

Ff-fFUCK. Ugh, what? Where were you?

...Did you fall asleep?

I wish. I just... Fuck, I thought I saw the wall moving.

[ ...well that's worrying. ]

Okay. We were on: once upon a time, there was a male bigeye thresher shark, also known as Alopias superciliosus, who was about sixteen feet long. And he lived in the Mediterranean Sea. And more than anything else in the world, he wanted to rule the sea.

That's legit. I... I can respect that in a shark.

[ Oh, sweet. She passed that first stage of questions, score. ]

Right? Anyway, he wanted to rule the sea, but...he wasn't the biggest shark around, even at sixteen feet. There were other types of sharks that were bigger than him - like whale sharks, and the great white shark. And all of them? They were very defensive of their territory, and didn't think much of the thresher shark's desire to rule the sea.

That would, after all, mean he'd be ruling them, and they couldn't have that...

Rude. Someone needs to teach those... [ trailing off again.

going quiet.

wow. ]

...Do you hallucinate things when you don't sleep? Is that a thing?

Yes, that's definitely a thing.

[ It's like sleep deprivation 101.

...Don't ask why she knows that. Although...depending on what he sees... ]

What are you seeing? [ She's a bit concerned, since "weird stuff" is actually real and sort of dangerous, and if that's what he's "hallucinating"... ]

...The walls... Are just. Weird. Ugh.

Okay, I touched them; they're still there, and they're fine. Story continue.

Why don't you shut your eyes? That might help with falling asleep, too.

...But anyway. So the thresher shark had all these other sharks who didn't want him to be the ocean ruler at all. But he wasn't at all deterred from his goal! Because fuck those guys, right?

[ her association with mara is showing. ]

Fuck those guys. [ He tries closing his eyes, but it doesn't work. He can't have them closed; have to keep alert, have to know what's happening. ]

...Yeah. Fuck 'em. Okay, go. Storytime. Go, go.

Exactly. So he had to either figure out how to get bigger than all of them...or he had to get stronger.

Or maybe he had to collect some friends and take care of it that way.

Think of this as a choose-your-own adventure portion: which do you do, thresher?

Third option: explicitly describe to all the other shark-morons that bigger doesn't mean better, and that their entire social structure is way fucked up. I guess... Maybe he can get some friends to back him up a bit, but the main push of his campaign should be proliferation of how much their society sucks.

[ Remind her never to give him a choose-your-own-adventure story question. ]

That's technically a fourth option!

Anyway, thresher decides to get some friends to back him up a bit. ...And to try and talk the other shark-morons into submission, I guess?

...Okay. Good. Yes. Continue. [ Note how he doesn't even question this part. ]

[ She's not sure if that's because he's now that tired or because he actually approves of the story without any questions, but she will take it as a win. ]

So he starts on a quest to get some friends to back him up! He starts with Leopard Shark, one of his best pals. Leopard Shark doesn't want to help, but Thresher explains to him about the messed up social system and how wrong it is!

And Leopard still doesn't want to help so Thresher just shark head-butts him and then they start to go on their merry way.

[ honestly her story doesn't make a lot of sense but whatever. ]

Good plan-- headbutts... effective. Very effective. I should...................

[ long pause. ]

employ headbutts on sharks more often in life. One question: are you saying LEO-POLD or LEP-PARD, last part rhyming with HARD. I can't remember.

Ummm, I am pretty sure you shouldn't headbutt a shark IRL if you actually meet one. [ She did, in fact, just say "IRL". ]

I'm saying LEP-PARD. With hard.

Okay, got it. That's important to the story. The pronunciation. Without proper pronunciation, we'd be like the French. [ No explanation forthcoming. ]

Wait, why would we be like the French? They have pronunciation, too.

Ouais. O-U-A-I-S. Pronounced as "way." The French only pretend to have pronunciation.

Isn't that just a matter of dialect differences?

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