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text; computer

Hello.

I will spare you the customary stuttering and gawking that is the socially-acceptable way of introducing oneself here. Assume that I have spent a very instructive morning familiarizing myself with this system and reading the available documentation. Because I have. I commend whoever has been updating that page, by the way.

If I needed evidence that something is afoot, the inexplicable bout of mania I had earlier today would have been enough. Laughing gas in the water supply. How disturbing.

That said, I notice that Thunder Co has been repeatedly mentioned, yet there has been little consolidated information on it or its involvement. As a gift to you, I've decided to remedy this. I've assembled my findings in a suitable format. No need to thank me.

attached: thunderco.ppt

((OOC: If your character does decide to fact-check this on Google, they'll turn up more or less the same information. But, you know. Why would you ever.))

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i think the flower emoticon really ties it all together, a+.

Edited 2013-08-03 19:56 (UTC)

Thank you. Only the best for this strange gathering I've somehow become a part of.

Though perhaps some glitter would have underlined the point.

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shiromadoushi - 2013-08-04 14:05 (UTC) - Expand

not official looking enough needs more charts+graphs.

Ah, I knew something was missing. I will take your criticism under advisement.

Is this sufficient?

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carolinesays - 2013-08-03 23:35 (UTC) - Expand

DID YOU JUST MAKE ME READ EIGHT SLIDES OF COMIC SANS AND JAPANESE EMOTICONS?!

[She hasn't seen the flower comic okay?]

Yes. Attached to this document was a virus that automatically installed itself on your computer (or viewing device of choice) that sends out subliminal messages to force you to read every single word I type.

It also disabled the Cancel button, use of Alt-F4, and the power button for your monitor. It's very thorough.

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soulsborderline - 2013-08-05 01:57 (UTC) - Expand

Did it really have to be comic sans?

I don't understand. Is there a problem with my typeface of choice?

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i understand everything.

I CAN SEE FOREVER

Now all the secrets of the universe have been revealed. You have reached a state of enlightenment few mortals ever dream of.

Use your newfound powers with wisdom and temperance.

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hey new fun and non publicly available fact that i have discovered because i work for an it contracting company

they're building military aircraft :V

which tbh they really have no business doing

also they're shittily designed but UNFORTUNATELY not as shity as the F-35 which really says a lot about the F-35

Interesting. I may have to make an addendum.

Have you discovered how long they've been constructing them?

Well that was enlightening.

Glad to be of service. Is there anything else you require? I do make excellent coffee.

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selfassured - 2013-08-04 11:43 (UTC) - Expand

ok im laughing my ass off andnot just because of the water

Perhaps I am the water.

It is me.

It was me all along.

Surprise.

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hollowleg - 2013-08-04 02:47 (UTC) - Expand

I don't even know you and imagining you laughing from the water isn't possible. [Scribbled out.]

If it's all on google, why make a powerpoint?

[she will politely pretend she didn't see that x'd out sentence. she's nice that way.]

Perhaps my sources aren't all publicly accessible. Perhaps I could be covering up my involvement as an inside source. Perhaps I am a Thunder agent here to subtly spread misinformation, though this is the least likely option given that I can string two words together and tie my shoelaces unaided.

But no, I suppose "the sheer kindness of my heart to save time for any future would-be investigators, so they might have a starting-point" is too difficult to believe.

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toobig - 2013-08-04 11:12 (UTC) - Expand

Brilliant. Have my nomination for intelligence officer already.

Oh no. I couldn't possibly. What an honor.

Still. I would certainly like to uncover what they're up to. Mr. Won might be in cahoots with the police force, but they are far from untouchable.

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testsonseashells - 2013-08-04 04:47 (UTC) - Expand

get anything else but the giggles?

Besides a moderately bruised dignity and a lasting distrust of such nonessential public utilities like our water supply?

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Highly informative and colorfully presented, however your sources are improperly cited. B-

Oh. No, professor. Please give me a second chance. I worked so hard. :-(

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flamberge - 2013-08-04 04:08 (UTC) - Expand

This is good information. It's impressive what you've collected.

[Yes, he's being completely serious. Yes, he took that seriously]

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[Image] That power point :D

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