drama8om8: (Life is a 8ox of chocol8tes)
Octavia Serket-Hunter || Vriska Serket ([personal profile] drama8om8) wrote in [community profile] savetheearth2013-08-02 06:09 pm

video; via smartphone

Hah! Hah! Fuck all of you assholes with your stupid dumb fancypants power shit. Fuck you! Because I have a real superpower now. The best and most useful and cool and impressive one and you are all going to feel sorry for ever thinking my abilities were lame!

[ With a triumphant nyaaahh, Octavia sticks her tongue out at her phone and then turns it towards the TV. It's tuned in to one of those 24-hour live shopping channel broadcasts - a female presenter is currently hawking overpriced fake jewellery to the viewers. ]

"...And this beautiful piece can be yours for only three hundred dollars! But even if you wear this overpriced piece of shit, you won't be as hot as Octavia."

[ While uttering her slightly-suspect words, the presenter has an unsettlingly slack look to her limbs and a completely vacant expression. It's creepy as hell. After she's done speaking she claps her hands over her mouth in surprise, and Octavia turns the phone back towards her own grinning face. ]

Haha! See? I toooooooold youuuuuuuu! I can make anybody do anything I want any time I want to and it is going to be amazing.

[ She may be exaggerating just a teensy bit. (Permissions post is here!) ]
hollowleg: (give me a fuckin break)

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[personal profile] hollowleg 2013-08-02 07:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Octavia, you just used your mind control powerth... argh. fucking... POWERS to make an unwitting QVC employee say you're awesome.

That's like... the definition of twitty.
hollowleg: not sure if constipated or just frustrated (☼ about me all this time?)

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[personal profile] hollowleg 2013-08-03 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
[A LONG SUFFERING sigh. He's totally pinching the bridge of his nose]

I'm not trying to ruin it for you, I'm trying to keep you safe. You and everyone else. This isn't a freakin' game!
hollowleg: (silencing machine)

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[personal profile] hollowleg 2013-08-03 06:48 pm (UTC)(link)
What if they're immune to your mindfuckery, Tavia. Or what if they snagged ya while you were sleeping or thome... SOMEthing?

I'm not fussin', I've just become the king of WHAT IFS lately.
Edited 2013-08-03 18:48 (UTC)
hollowleg: (WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKIN STUPID)

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[personal profile] hollowleg 2013-08-03 07:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Did you just...

make fun of my lisp.

That I have because... I have teeth that could take off your damn hand?

Do not test me, Octavia Serket, you will lose. I will bite you and everything you hold dear!!
hollowleg: (dead philosophy)

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[personal profile] hollowleg 2013-08-04 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
I am so glad you find my pain amusing.
hollowleg: somewhat incredulous (☼ but it's feeling just like)

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[personal profile] hollowleg 2013-08-04 06:34 pm (UTC)(link)
You know how you can help me? Don't pull that shit again! Ok! Just don't! Even though that's... kind of a scary as hell power. [especially for someone like Octavia to have, jesus fuck]
hollowleg: (shock and horror!)

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[personal profile] hollowleg 2013-08-05 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
Well, you should ask for people to practice on. It's kind of a huge dick move to mind control people. Even if it's a neat power.
hollowleg: (animal survivalism)

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[personal profile] hollowleg 2013-08-05 08:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Well you don't have to tell your test subjects WHAT you're gonna do. Just that you're gonna do something. You don't learn anything by just jumping in whole hog right away!