[computer: text/webcam photo] the minor jpegification is what makes it webcam quality!

[gogoghostpowers]

There's that clinic we can go to if something really weird happens to us, right? Can somebody drive me there? Because I'm kind of having a problem.



I got my arm stuck in this napkin and now I can't get it out and I don't know what to do

Comments

[gogoghostpowers]

Long sleeves don't usually stay all the way down when you're riding on a rollercoaster!

[enrages]

Jackets do. Have you ever even worn a jacket before? Yes? No? No? I'm getting a no.

[1/2]

[gogoghostpowers]

Jackets! Right. Good idea. I'll just wear a jacket.

[2/2]

[gogoghostpowers]

[15 minutes later...]

All the jackets are locked away in storage for the summer!!

[enrages]

WHO THE HELL HAS A LOCKED STORAGE FOR JACKETS?!

Voice;

[vetala]

Maybe you could try doing that in reverse. Perhaps mentally putting yourself in the same position would solve your problem. Sort of like when you are looking for a lost item.

[gogoghostpowers]

That's what you do with off-season clothes when you don't have enough space in your house!

[enrages]

HOW MUCH OFF SEASON CLOTHES DO YOU FUCKING HAVE?!

[gogoghostpowers]

Not that much, we just don't have a lot of space for stuff in our house!

[enrages]

Well, there's your problem! We could have had an easy fix to all this shit, but no! You buy into the capitalist metanarrative, and fill your house with useless shit!

[gogoghostpowers]

It's not filled with useless shit, it's filled with rollercoasters!

[enrages]

Useless.

[gogoghostpowers]

How are rollercoasters useless?!

[enrages]

You're kidding me, right?

[gogoghostpowers]

They're awesome and fun and they're the main selling point of theme parks, how is that useless?

[enrages]

Theme parks are a cesspool of capitalism and roller coasters only fuel that.

[gogoghostpowers]

[LET IT BE KNOWN that if Danny had regained his talent for shitty puns in an echo by now, he would've said "Don't you mean rollercoasters are fueled by that?"

But he hasn't. Consider yourself lucky, Karson.]

Have you ever even been on a rollercoaster?

[enrages]

no because i refuse to pay into capitalist oppression.

[gogoghostpowers]

Well no wonder you don't like rollercoasters then, you haven't even gone on one before!

wait fuck that wasnt text before SORRY dang i am dumb

[enrages]

Because of moral obligations I have against them.

it is alright i will pretend nothing happened

[gogoghostpowers]

What if you could try riding one for free and not have to pay the evil vortex of capitalism?

[enrages]

No.

[gogoghostpowers]

Come on! You can ride a rollercoaster for the first time and I won't have to risk showing my weird napkin arm by accident! What part of that doesn't sound awesome?

[enrages]

How are these things linked?

[gogoghostpowers]

If you test ride it, then I won't have to, and then there's no chance of any sweater sleeves moving up to show my arm while I'm riding it.