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savetheearth2013-07-13 08:29 pm
gogoghostpowers) wrote in savetheearth2013-07-13 08:29 pm
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- #network,
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[text via computer]
[His parents always told him that if he finds a mysterious secret network that can only be accessed by unusual means, he should use the eight proxy servers set up in the attic before connecting to it and then determine its use before proceeding with anything else.
He always thought it was a load of bull, but all of a sudden everything his parents ever told him seems relevant. Now the question is: how do you check something if something is part of a secret conspiracy to brainwash everyone without blowing your cover?]
This is a test to check for proper network functioning and see if anything needs fixing.
Is this connected to the water treatment facility, city hall, department of agriculture, Roswell in New Mexico, the city maintenance office, any psychiatry offices, or any stores selling Adidas shoes?
Also, what's the connection to Thomas Edison's birthday?
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He always thought it was a load of bull, but all of a sudden everything his parents ever told him seems relevant. Now the question is: how do you check something if something is part of a secret conspiracy to brainwash everyone without blowing your cover?]
This is a test to check for proper network functioning and see if anything needs fixing.
Is this connected to the water treatment facility, city hall, department of agriculture, Roswell in New Mexico, the city maintenance office, any psychiatry offices, or any stores selling Adidas shoes?
Also, what's the connection to Thomas Edison's birthday?
[NAILED IT.]
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it'd have to be a joint-organization operation.
all headed by obama, most likely.
more like NObama.
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I don't think it's Obama, though, they probably just want you to think that. I bet it's like, his bodyguard or something.
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have you ever listened to this guy speak?
he is the most nefariously deceptive piece of shit this universe has ever experienced.
like, he claims he's such a big deal and is super different from all the other shitty politicians, but what has he done????
narrowed the trade gap with china, okay i'll accept that.
but guantanamo is still open, he's massively increased drone strikes.
what else is different?
nothing.
but everyone's convinced he's some sort of massive change.
he's so insanely deceptive, it's ridiculous.
only a mastermind of utmost evil could convince an entire nation that he's our savior.
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...His PR is really good though. They might be doing something subliminal, I don't know.
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[At this point he's just spouting random shit to see what this person's gonna say next (does he actually believe what he's writing?)
Normally Danny wouldn't do this, but anonymity is an intoxicating thing.]
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besides, everyone knows the black death was brought by shitty italian traders who got too close to filthy muscovik savages in the crimea.
duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh.
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Okay, I give up.
You win. I don't know how to respond to that.
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not everyone's on my level.
i'm used to being the only genius in a conversation.
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Where do you even get this stuff?
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where all shit comes from.
duh.
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snowden doesn't have shit on my skills.
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they've got so much legislation going on right now to stop that shit from happening, it's unbelievable.
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you can thank GEMA for that.
we just need to adopt some of their techniques and bam.
no more piracy.
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that someone is obviously not you.
or anyone on this network.
or anyone besides me in general.
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You actually understand everything so well that you should be the one in charge of keeping straight all the conspiracies at work around here.
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they're fact.
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con·spir·a·cy
/kənˈspirəsē/
Noun
1. A secret plan by a group to do something unlawful or harmful.
2. The action of plotting or conspiring.
It doesn't actually say anywhere that conspiracies aren't fact, people just usually assume that part on their own and deny them just because that's what they're called.
Now, conspiracy theories are more likely to be fake, but that's why they're called theories.
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cool, nice dictionary.com usage right there, A+ 4 u.
but there are two types of definitions for words-- there are the dumbshit dictionary definitions that only english teachers and alex trebek care about.
and there are the social or commonly accepted definitions of words, that include the connotations that people typically associate with the word.
considering the fact that we're not a bunch of old bag english teachers bickering over the insanity of ayn rand (she's brilliant), i'm going to assume you were using the social definition of the word.
calling my facts "conspiracy" draws up the idea of "conspiracy theories," and their likely fakitude.
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