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[mistakesmakeuswhoweare]

All right, so... Short notice, but my publisher has me doing a book signing this weekend for my latest release.

If anyone decides to show up, do me a favor and remember to call me "Naishe" while you're there.

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[espigeonage]

How naish.

[He says it like 'nice'.]

[mistakesmakeuswhoweare]

Blue!

[espigeonage]

The pretty sheila can't blame me for that!

[Julien is affecting a deliberately bad Australian accent.]

[mistakesmakeuswhoweare]

You're horrible, you know that?

[espigeonage]

Oi know. We jes' deserve each other, eh?

...wait, I don't think eh is very Aussie. Hmm.

[mistakesmakeuswhoweare]

What are you, there? The Aussie ex-pat transplanted to Canada?

[espigeonage]

May-be. It's no less plausible than you suddenly sounding like a Brit! Not spelling like one, I've noticed.

[mistakesmakeuswhoweare]

I was born and raised in southern California. Just because the pink lights made me sound different doesn't mean my habits changed any.

[espigeonage]

[he's stopped faking the accent by now.]

You're a Cali girl with a cute accent, I know. Good thing too, imagine having to go back over a manuscript and Americanize it.

[mistakesmakeuswhoweare]

That's what the "Find" function is for.

[espigeonage]

Yes. Then you have lines about the assinal, asson, asscane...

[mistakesmakeuswhoweare]

I think you're overestimating my audience, Blue.

[espigeonage]

I guess there's less room for catastrophic errors than American to English! Arseist, arsearsean. This language sure has an appreciation for one of the finer things in life.

[mistakesmakeuswhoweare]

That's part of what makes it fun.

[espigeonage]

Quite!

Sooo. Are tall leggy models with ridiculous hair a normal part of Naishe's life, or are they better as tall pale strangers? Or perhaps as ravishing figures who appear when she's alone later and carry her off until Isabela comes [slight pause] back?

[Involvement with him would taint her penname's image, after all. The numbered are becoming less popular.

...also he may enjoy roleplay.]

[mistakesmakeuswhoweare]

Depends. Are tall, leggy models fans of her work?

[espigeonage]

They'd like to send signed copies to their sisters, I think, and would quietly insist that they'd never read such things themselves. Masculinity's fragile, you know.

[mistakesmakeuswhoweare]

I doubt a model has that much to worry about. Especially since it's meant as a gift.

[espigeonage]

So what does Naishe think of people like that? Are they dangerous? Secretly kinda hot? Or both?

[mistakesmakeuswhoweare]

Oh, goodness, a dashing rogue like right out of her own books? Oh, surely she knows it can't end well, but how could she say no? She's been so lonesome since that tragic car accident that killed her husband...

[espigeonage]

Oh me oh my. And he's got his eye on her. But if anyone found out... what kind of stakes are there, does she have to choose between him and Conventional McWealthypants?