Adventure 29 | [Video]

[italktofish]

[So the video feed opens, and unsurprisingly, it's Arthur in front of a tank of fish. He looks unusually serious.]

So, guys, I kind of got to thinking...SERIOUSLY thinking...

[Wait, what? Arthur's been thinking?]

And you know, there are some things in life, you just take for GRANTED! But then one day, your bus gets stuck in traffic, and you've just got to WONDER! Thinking kind of hard on things you've just accepted for YEARS! I mean, stuff I've just gone with ALL MY LIFE! And, well...

[There's a long, dramatic pause before he continues.]

How much luggage could you REALLY bring on a THREE HOUR TOUR, anyway?

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Voice

[mimicery]

How should I know? Isn't that for you to figure out?

[Too young to know the reference as well!]

Voice

[italktofish]

But they had ALL THAT LUGGAGE on the island! ALL THAT LUGGAGE for just a THREE HOUR TOUR!

Voice

[mimicery]

What are you talking about? They just unpack that luggage and move figure out how to get out of that island, simple as that!

What's so hard about it?

Voice

[italktofish]

But it's NEVER that simple! It took them YEARS to get off that island, even WITH all that luggage!

Voice

[mimicery]

Then that it just means that they were unlucky being stuck that island!

But whatever the case, now they're off the island, they're safe and sound right now!

Voice

[italktofish]

Well, they actually went BACK to the island and opened up a RESORT and had ADVENTURES WITH THE HARLEM GLOBETROTTERS!

Voice

[mimicery]

...

Are you just on sugar right now? That's got to be stupidest thing someone has ever done.

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Voice

[italktofish]

I'm not on SUGAR, I'm just talking about the TRUTH and the MADE FOR TV MOVIES!

Voice

[mimicery]

Oh. So you were talking about TV movies this entire time?

[Pause] Either way it's still stupid by those standards! Who would even want to go back to that island?

Voice

[italktofish]

DON'T TELL ME YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF GILLIGAN'S ISLAND! Of COURSE I was talking about TV this entire time! And TV MOVIES!

And they went back to the island because they grew to like it while they were stuck there, and it was an OUTRAGEOUS place for a resort!

Voice

[mimicery]

Uh what? No, I haven't, what kind of show is that?

Well, if they managed to get enough money for a resort, then that would be a good idea. Of course, only if they did get rich out of it!

Voice

[italktofish]

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT KIND OF SHOW IT IS?

[Congratulations, Arthur will TELL you what kind of show it is. Or at least sing it. Because he's just burst into song.]

Voice

[mimicery]

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You are the weirdest person I have ever met. Are you sure you're not hyped up on sugar again? It sure sounds like you are!

Voice

[italktofish]

Young lady, I can GUARANTEE YOU I'm not HYPED UP ON SUGAR!

Voice

[mimicery]

Oh yeah?

Then prove it to me! Prove it that you aren't!

Voice

[italktofish]

I WILL!

[There is a very long pause.]

...HOW, exactly, am I supposed to do THAT?!

Voice

[mimicery]

I don't know!

That's your job, not mine! Just prove to me that you're not really hyper or just insane!

Voice

[italktofish]

Well, if you don't know HOW, then how am I supposed to prove it in a way you'd BELIEVE?

Voice

[mimicery]

[She thought about that for a bit]

Just anything would work. Just tell me that you're not this hyper and loud!

Voice

[italktofish]

But I'm NOT HYPER AND LOUD! I am PERFECTLY NORMAL! For me!

Voice

[mimicery]

See! This is what I meant!

You're just too loud and hyper!

Voice

[italktofish]

Maybe YOU just aren't prepared to deal with OUTRAGEOUSNESS!

Voice

[mimicery]

Then how do I deal with such OUTRAGEOUSNESS, good sir?

Voice

[italktofish]

Just GO WITH THE FLOW!

Voice

[mimicery]

And if I say no?

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