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[squicksilver]

Look at this:

[ Linked is a story in the Las Vegas Sun about the grisly murder last night. ]

You're morons, all you people in Vegas flaunting your "powers." Go home. You're attracting the wrong sort of attention. Leave entertaining to the professionals.

And don't say anything about me, if anyone asks.

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[originaloddcouple]

Hello, don't mean to be rude. But this doesn't strike me as particularly






Helpful.

Or nice.

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[squicksilver]

Because being nice is everyone's first priority in this kind of situation.

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[originaloddcouple]

Yes, exactly! And you're not doing

Any of that.

[Sarcasm fail.]

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[squicksilver]

I'm terribly sorry. The next time there's a showy murder, I'll make sure to be ~really nice~.

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[originaloddcouple]

Good! A lot of people would consider it pretty offensive otherwise!

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[squicksilver]

[ CRYING ACTUAL TEARS ]

Glad to be of service!

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[originaloddcouple]

[He's so proud of himself right now, look at him putting someone on the right path he can do good things after all.]

Just be sure to keep this in mind in the future!