[Video]

[pianistofraielin]

[Hello everyone meet Russel. He is that energetic blond high schooler that you all know and love, and he is coming to you today from his bedroom, which is very green, and also plastered with anime posters, band posters, and Locke City Leprechauns paraphernalia (ie Locke City's tragically underappreciated NFL team).]

[He is also wearing a rather ridiculous hat (and a colour reference), and he looks super pleased about it. However, right now it looks more like this, with Japanese written on it in black marker.]

Hey, you guys, check it out! I got back my heroing hat and it is awesome! It's got my hero name on it and everything!

Can anyone tell me what it says, though? It looks like Japanese but I can't read any. I bet it says something super cool!


[it is Japanese.]

[and it says "Penis Mask".]

Comments

[pianistofraielin]

['mask' is kind of a weird thing to say when it's a hat...]

That's kamen right?

[he pulls the hat off to squint at the characters, like he'll suddenly be able to read a word just because he knows it's there]

[not_good_not_wicked]

Yeah, Kamen. And the other one is...

...pfft-

[And then there was hyena laughter.]

[pianistofraielin]

Oh no. Not you too.

[not_good_not_wicked]

Aheh...yes, definitely wear that around town. I bet you'll make some new friends!

Aaaahahahahahahaha!!

[pianistofraielin]

[TOO LATE ARIA ALREADY SPOILED IT]

YOU'RE A TERRIBLE PERSON

[not_good_not_wicked]

Eheheh, sorry. It was too hard to resist.

[pianistofraielin]

YOU COULD TRY

[not_good_not_wicked]

I did try! It was just too hard.

[pianistofraielin]

[...yeah he's not touching that one. WORDING, MARISA.]

[not_good_not_wicked]

Anyways.

No need to make a big deal out of something so small, right? At least you didn't actually expose your penis mask.

[She MIGHT have faintly emphasized the word small? You're really not sure if it's your imagination.]

[pianistofraielin]

[he is just. burying his face in his hands with a groan. MARISA STAHP]

[not_good_not_wicked]

If this is all it takes to destroy your brain, you're gonna be like this for a long time.

[pianistofraielin]

[and now that has turned into head on desk with a low whine]

[HE IS VERY FRAGILE MARISA YOU DON'T KNOW THE HALF OF IT]

[not_good_not_wicked]

Come on man, no one will ever take you seriously if you don't sit up straight. You've got to grip life by...by the...

[The hyena is coming back.]

by the shaft!

[pianistofraielin]

AUGH!!!!

[pounds a fist on the desk!!]

YOU'RE THE WORST.

[not_good_not_wicked]

Fine fine.

[One last cry in the dark before she's done, though.]

I'll quit being a dick.

/hello i came to threadjack

[abhero]

[Ugh, it's that bitch who made his visit to the hospital even worse. Emil is looking both annoyed (because it was humiliating) and amused (because these are some very good puns.]

No no, do continue! You’ve got a good thing going on, I can almost forgive you for hitting me with that fire extinguisher.

[By the way, he’s wearing a black pointy hat that looks WAY COOLER THAN RUSSEL’S.]

Re: /hello i came to threadjack

[not_good_not_wicked]

Are you SERIOUSLY still going on about that? I said I was sorry!

[abhero]

Yeah, right before you ran away and left me wounded!

[not_good_not_wicked]

I was going to get the nurse.

[abhero]

Well I didn't see that! Excuse me for not waiting around in a burning theatre.

[HMPH! But he's not really that angry, he just has an almost pathetic need to have the last word.]

But never mind that now. More important question - whose hat is better? Mine or Penis Mask's?

[not_good_not_wicked]

I'm not really much of a hat person. But, uh...

[She considers, briefly, the stupid frilly witch hat with a big white bow on it stuffed in her closet back home.]

Probably Russel's, if you cleaned off the stupid graffiti.

[abhero]

What?!? Are you serious?! It looks like a chimney and has his name on it like he's too dumb to remember what it is!!

[So offended on behalf of his hat.]

[not_good_not_wicked]

It doesn't have his name on it, though. It just says "Raiel."

I thought it looked kinda like a sci-fi space trucker hat.

[pianistofraielin]

HAH! You're just jealous because your hat isn't as cool!!