[Video]

[pianistofraielin]

[Hello everyone meet Russel. He is that energetic blond high schooler that you all know and love, and he is coming to you today from his bedroom, which is very green, and also plastered with anime posters, band posters, and Locke City Leprechauns paraphernalia (ie Locke City's tragically underappreciated NFL team).]

[He is also wearing a rather ridiculous hat (and a colour reference), and he looks super pleased about it. However, right now it looks more like this, with Japanese written on it in black marker.]

Hey, you guys, check it out! I got back my heroing hat and it is awesome! It's got my hero name on it and everything!

Can anyone tell me what it says, though? It looks like Japanese but I can't read any. I bet it says something super cool!


[it is Japanese.]

[and it says "Penis Mask".]

Comments

[pianistofraielin]

[oh no these reactions, NOT WHAT HE WAS HOPING FOR...]

Why? [the word is drawn out kind of hesitantly, like he's not quite sure he wants to ask.]

[shiromadoushi]

Because it basically says "dick face"

Looks like past you got bullied.

[pianistofraielin]

Yeah and I know exactly who by, too.

[EMIL!!!!!!!!!!]

[shiromadoushi]

Least now you know who not to trust~

[pianistofraielin]

Not that I ever would've trusted him anyway!

Honestly I'm not the least bit surprised to learn he's behind all this!

[shiromadoushi]

Someone you've already gotten memories of?

[pianistofraielin]

Bingo!

He's pretty much the worst!

[shiromadoushi]

Destined enemy throughout worlds and lives, huh? Good luck taking him down!

[pianistofraielin]

I will persevere! No evil shall best the Hero of Love, no matter how many times he plays Dona Dona!

[shiromadoushi]

[[aaaand you lost him]]

...What?

[pianistofraielin]

What, didn't you see his post earlier where he played that song?

It's super depressing!

[shiromadoushi]

Glad I didn't listen to it...

So that's the guy, huh?

[pianistofraielin]

Yup, that's the guy.

He's pretty much awful in every way.

[shiromadoushi]

Thought about how you're getting revenge on him yet?

[pianistofraielin]

[yes but]

[it's not really something he wants to express publicly because it's actually kind of embarrassing (when someone intentionally triggers your anime nosebleeds the best revenge is to bleed on them)]

[so he folds his arms and glances offscreen] I'm still working on it...

[shiromadoushi]

Long as that's not code for "it hadn't occurred to me to even think of it"

[pianistofraielin]

It's not!! [it's just the opposite!]

Trust me okay I'm working on it.