Minato Arisato [Matthias "Slut Eyes" Abbot] (
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text via phone;
[Attached is a photo of something that looks remarkably like a gun. No, Matt has not become the proudest new member of the NRA.
He's freaking out a little bit because he has officially had the most fucked up day of his life a little over a week ago. He has never felt more pain in real life or in a memory than when that monster ripped through his persona. And he's not sure it won't happen to him now if he tries to use one again. And that thing... was inside his head? Waiting to break out again? This is not what he asked for. But no one's getting that, right? So he keeps up the deadpan humor and sarcastic attitude because he has nothing else to fall back on.]
Heads up. So there's a monster summoning system that requires you to shoot yourself in the head. The same summoning system knocks you out for a week after you use it. So don't try it at home. Also, apparently I am a harp-playing robot if the "Thou art I and I am thou" thing is to be believed.
If we ever have awards, I at least want a nomination for "most unnecessary side effects to a power."
ETA: Please don't actually shoot yourself in the face. At all.
This is seriously fucked up.
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The monsters you summon--they're called Shadows.
[OOC; And trigger warning that Matt is explicitly mentioning that this summoning is p much faking suicide in at least one thread so be careful of that.]
He's freaking out a little bit because he has officially had the most fucked up day of his life a little over a week ago. He has never felt more pain in real life or in a memory than when that monster ripped through his persona. And he's not sure it won't happen to him now if he tries to use one again. And that thing... was inside his head? Waiting to break out again? This is not what he asked for. But no one's getting that, right? So he keeps up the deadpan humor and sarcastic attitude because he has nothing else to fall back on.]
Heads up. So there's a monster summoning system that requires you to shoot yourself in the head. The same summoning system knocks you out for a week after you use it. So don't try it at home. Also, apparently I am a harp-playing robot if the "Thou art I and I am thou" thing is to be believed.
If we ever have awards, I at least want a nomination for "most unnecessary side effects to a power."
ETA: Please don't actually shoot yourself in the face. At all.
Private text to Phillip
The monsters you summon--they're called Shadows.
[OOC; And trigger warning that Matt is explicitly mentioning that this summoning is p much faking suicide in at least one thread so be careful of that.]
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[LITTLE CHILDREN. AND YOU WERE THE FIRST POST OF THE FRIGGIN' DAY ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW.
Oh Ghannam is pissed, in that disapproving father sort of way--the one who wants to take you by the upper arm, pull you aside and explain in a quiet, sharp tone why your ass is dangerously close to becoming grass.]
And have you considered that they cannot summon a monster with this method? Whereas you are implying they can, giving them incentive to follow your instructions and possibly kill themselves.
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I said it so they won't. "Don't try this at home."
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[Sasha Braus: asking the hard questions.]
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Yet, anyway.
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i probably know a robot like look at all the kinds of people we have here
this place is amazing
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omg wtf r u TALKING about, u sound crazy
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like no offense but u sound high af
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and officially trigger warning with suicide from here.
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this summon has better be exceptionally badass to be worth the trouble
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it makes more sense now!
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don't worry i've done worse
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Are you ok? [>: your aunt and uncle probably told you that the boy from next door came to check on you a few times.]
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Sorry I scared you.
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Whoever designed this system was screwed up.
[Here's looking at you Kirijo Group.]
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Yeeeah, I've got nothing this time.
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