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savetheearth2014-02-24 06:46 pm
pheromonecoffee) wrote in savetheearth2014-02-24 06:46 pm
text via phone;
[Attached is a photo of something that looks remarkably like a gun. No, Matt has not become the proudest new member of the NRA.
He's freaking out a little bit because he has officially had the most fucked up day of his life a little over a week ago. He has never felt more pain in real life or in a memory than when that monster ripped through his persona. And he's not sure it won't happen to him now if he tries to use one again. And that thing... was inside his head? Waiting to break out again? This is not what he asked for. But no one's getting that, right? So he keeps up the deadpan humor and sarcastic attitude because he has nothing else to fall back on.]
Heads up. So there's a monster summoning system that requires you to shoot yourself in the head. The same summoning system knocks you out for a week after you use it. So don't try it at home. Also, apparently I am a harp-playing robot if the "Thou art I and I am thou" thing is to be believed.
If we ever have awards, I at least want a nomination for "most unnecessary side effects to a power."
ETA: Please don't actually shoot yourself in the face. At all.
This is seriously fucked up.
Private text to Phillip
The monsters you summon--they're called Shadows.
[OOC; And trigger warning that Matt is explicitly mentioning that this summoning is p much faking suicide in at least one thread so be careful of that.]
He's freaking out a little bit because he has officially had the most fucked up day of his life a little over a week ago. He has never felt more pain in real life or in a memory than when that monster ripped through his persona. And he's not sure it won't happen to him now if he tries to use one again. And that thing... was inside his head? Waiting to break out again? This is not what he asked for. But no one's getting that, right? So he keeps up the deadpan humor and sarcastic attitude because he has nothing else to fall back on.]
Heads up. So there's a monster summoning system that requires you to shoot yourself in the head. The same summoning system knocks you out for a week after you use it. So don't try it at home. Also, apparently I am a harp-playing robot if the "Thou art I and I am thou" thing is to be believed.
If we ever have awards, I at least want a nomination for "most unnecessary side effects to a power."
ETA: Please don't actually shoot yourself in the face. At all.
Private text to Phillip
The monsters you summon--they're called Shadows.
[OOC; And trigger warning that Matt is explicitly mentioning that this summoning is p much faking suicide in at least one thread so be careful of that.]
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