Jovan Burzek (Nathan Young) (
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savetheearth2014-02-14 04:02 pm
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[text/photo] do not click the link in this post unless you are home, it's super NSFW
[This post opens up with a photo of some rumpled bedsheets on a bed, with a splotch of some sort of cream substance seeping into the center of it. The sheets, as well as the walls and furniture around the bed, look very similar to the ones shown in a previous post belonging to a particular Mrs. Hunter.]
Happy Valentine's Day, you wankers!
(I mean that in a literal sense, not trying to sound ~sophisticated and British~. I assume most of you are jerking off at the speed of sound over there.)
Just remember to share the love today. And don't forget, don't use protection, to let her know you really love her! After all, herpes is Latin for "he cares"!
So go out there, and show her YOU CARE!
Or, if you don't have a girl of your own to dance the mattress jig with, you can use one of these!
[This is a photo of a fleshlight. Taped on the handle of it is a piece of paper with the words "ALAN'S MOM" written on it.]
Custom molded to match real life vag! It's almost like you're having REAL SEX, without having to worry about actually pleasing anyone! For those of you who are just too pathetic to do anything else.
I'm willing to give this one to the first taker, network exclusive offer! Because I care about all of you and the rotting unspunked jizz curdling into cottage cheese in your wilted little cocks.
(And for the ladies, you should go here, this'll provide you with the full modified cop rhino cock experience!)
Happy Valentine's Day, you wankers!
(I mean that in a literal sense, not trying to sound ~sophisticated and British~. I assume most of you are jerking off at the speed of sound over there.)
Just remember to share the love today. And don't forget, don't use protection, to let her know you really love her! After all, herpes is Latin for "he cares"!
So go out there, and show her YOU CARE!
Or, if you don't have a girl of your own to dance the mattress jig with, you can use one of these!
[This is a photo of a fleshlight. Taped on the handle of it is a piece of paper with the words "ALAN'S MOM" written on it.]
Custom molded to match real life vag! It's almost like you're having REAL SEX, without having to worry about actually pleasing anyone! For those of you who are just too pathetic to do anything else.
I'm willing to give this one to the first taker, network exclusive offer! Because I care about all of you and the rotting unspunked jizz curdling into cottage cheese in your wilted little cocks.
(And for the ladies, you should go here, this'll provide you with the full modified cop rhino cock experience!)
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Do you really want her to sacrifice her vaginal happiness just for your fragile little rose petal mind? Don't be so selfish.
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2) What if she gave me permission to talk about it, huh?
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2) no way in hell would she give you permission. or idk maybe for talking about it. but definitely not for showing the bed or naming sex toys after her.
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It sounds like you're just making up rules because you don't like something! Well here's a life lesson for you: sometimes we don't like things, but we can't just change the way the world works because of it!