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[The feed turns on, and it certainly is the resident hipster in view. He's sitting at a desk of some sort, and behind him looks like a bedroom. Probably his. ~~Ignore the Harry Potter-like paraphernalia or whatever closest analogue to that it would be~~.]

So.

[Brilliant start. He rests his chin on the back of his hand, his elbow resting against the surface of the desk as he stares into the feed. There's a slight upward curl of his lips.]

In light a the grim news that seems to be happenin' recently on this network, I figured you lot needed a quick change a pace. Maybe, you need to find yourself at a do. Some right social gatherin' a sorts, you see the most important day a the year is upon us, which likely none of you knew about.

[He waves his other hand dismissively.]

Ain't no one gonna fault you for that though. Comin' the thirteenth it's my birthday, and I figure why not kill two birds with one bleedin' stone? I'm gonna be throwin' one hell of a soiree AND I would like to get myself acquainted further with my fellow numbers club members. Brill, ain't it?

You won't want to miss this shit, and I've even been so generous to celebrate it on the fifteenth for all you people who work weekday jobs or have school and suchlike. Those a your work work weekend jobs better ask off. I'm givin' you over a week to do so. Besides, the fourthteenth I'm sure we'll all be busy anyway. I know I will be.

[No he won't.]

ANY-FUCKIN'-WAY, check the text document attached below for more deets on the whole thing. As I said, you won't want to miss this, an' if you do, well you're be left regrettin' it for the rest a your miserable life. Honestly.

[A pause as he reaches to turn off the feed, his hands stopping.]

Oh, and don't forget to bring me somethin' nice.

[Aaaand with that, he cuts the feed, and attaches the text document below:]

~Ampora Birthday Soiree Deets~

WHO

YOU, unless you're on the uninvited list, see below

WHAT

A fucking amazing party, don't you dare miss it. Also don't forget any swimwear, we have a indoor pool

WHEN

February 15th 5pm-whenever

WHERE
[ENTER ADDRESS HERE]

WHY

My fucking birthday and a general means to get socialized with my fellow numbers club members.

HOW

By getting off your lazy asses and showing up. Also, I ain't expecting this to be no FORMAL event, but try not to look like trash. We won't be welcoming some dirty looking vagrants into our home.

UNINVITED

Octavia Serket, her slack-jawed knuckle dragging boyfriend, clowns

[Look at that, when he's trying to be informative, he can type with proper grammar. That private school he's going to isn't for nothing! Amazing.]

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[That phrase... kinda makes him remember something that leaves him a little ill. Something along the lines of him once being the 'hottest iron in her fire', and he really just... doesn't want to think about that. Gross.]

ok i think im done with this whole exchange
because i dont care and i really dont want to have you triggerin echos all damn day shits annoyin

You don't like echoes? ::::C
Man, that sucks. It sure would 8e awful if I triggered more 8y accideKARKAT TAVROS SOLLUX EQUIUS GAM FEFERI JOHN MEGIDO DEMON LORD ENGLISH!!!!!!!!

you missed my first name there
aradia megido

8ecause I didn't know it!
I mean it wasn't printed on your fists or anything.

(lol)

we seemed to have an odd aversion to using proper names in those chatlogs for some reason
so i am not surprised

8ecause screennames are cool!!!!!!!!
I don't actually remem8er any of them, though. Just initials.
I was AG! Which pro8a8ly stood for "awesome girl" or "amazingly gorgeous."

aa
soren was ta

Clearly "Acidic Ass" and "Turquoise Armadillo."
Karson was CG! Which I am 8etting stood for "Cra88y Grump8utt."

oh clearly
but i guess well remember eventually anyway
i would not say thats far off from karkat
he was very shouty
i remember being shouted at in person

Oh my god. Really?
How did his loudness compare to Karson? Like are we talking the full "some8ody just insulted Ron Paul and I am super mad a8out it" yell here????????

yes
it was a pretty amazing shouting at to be honest
he was flipping his lid about leaders
i could probably transcribe it from memory if i had to

speaking of that shouting thing add rose lalonde, strider, and dave to names i have heard or read in echoes

Haha, oh man.
I can't W8 til I remem8er him in person too! What did he look like? Was he super goofy????????

And I don't remem8er any of those.
Did any of them type in lime text? We still can't figure out who Danny was and we're HOPING the lime guy was him. As opposed to the white text guy, 8ecause fuck the white text guy.

as gray and alien looking as we all apparently were
he had stubby horns
and looked really angry?
i do not think you were there for that conversation
though several of the others were
i think
i recognized s0ren thats it

wait white text guy

Stu88y horns?
Man. I am going to have to rip on him so hard for that. I figured all the guys had the unfortun8ly large 8ull horns Tavros had!

And yeah. White text guy.
I just remem8er him contacting me and 8eing super sinister and creepy? Saying he'd exploited me and implying that I was going to die and stuff.
He didn't have a screen name either, now I think a8out it. Just shitty white text that you had to highlight to read. Tool.

ugh
i remember that guy!

i hate that guy

[ that's the jackass who distracted her from helping travis that one time ]

I KNOW, right????????
Such a smug cagey cryptic nasty sack of shit asshole! UGH. Makes me so mad!
What a DICK.

i think in terms 0f ann0ying quirks he gets the cake
perhaps s0me0ne can smash it int0 his face

What did he do to YOU?
I just remem8er him 8eing super gross at me and threatening me in his shitty indirect asshole way.

he distracted myself and a friend at the worst possible moment
so we couldnt assist someone else

[ ...against...Vriska...which is awkward but she's not bringing that up. ]

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[YOU ARE SUCH A BIIIIIITCH. Yep, he definitely echoes back some shit about ALL OF THOSE NAMES. And he nearly doesn't respond... but then he'd look like a coward or like he was backing down and HE CANNOT HAVE THAT.]

congratulations you are the fuckin queen of all bitches for doin shit that is downright fuckin NEEDLESS
so do you just get some sick enjoyment outta causin echoes in people or what?

Wow. So suspicious of my pure and no8le motives!
Echoes are USEFUL. I am helping!
God for8id I leave poor little new8ies to flounder 8y themselves and just remain lamey-lame losers all their lives. You should thank me!

im skeptical at BEST that that was anythin for my own benefit
or that youd help me at all so im withholdin my thanks

Such a 8a8y! It 8n't like remem8ering some NAMES can do you any harm.
If some8ody were trying to do some damage, they might like. Photoshop pictures of you so they are gray and have horns! And I guess fins, if you were Dualscar?
Sometimes stuff like that can cause physical shit to happen! And wouldn't that 8e the WORST? ::::)

what
are you sayin i was some sorta fishman
i swear to god if anyone forces that sorta shit to happen i will beat their ass PROPER

Like any8ody would ever do THAT.
All you have to do is NOT think a8out what it would 8e like for your skin to turn gray.
Or to grow weird fins. May8e on your cheeks, if what I read is accur8?
And DEFINITELY don't think a8out getting orange horns or sharp fangs or weird yellow eyes!
Man. I hope this isn't making it more difficult not to think a8out that stuff. That would 8e super terri8le of me.