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Haha! Wow, this shit actually works!? So if this network thing is real, then this business about the police working with aliens must be true too, right.

[He may or may not actually believe that. Well whoever the hell this is, they've got a bit of a drunken slur going on. Just a bit though, he's still speaking pretty clearly. In fact he actually pauses here to take a drink, clearly unconcerned with first impressions. What, it's New Year's Eve, don't judge.]

Unbelievable. And here I was thinking the guys with Highway Patrol were bad. I picked a hell of a time to transfer, huh? Well whatever, down to business, I guess. My name is none of your business, and I don't wanna be your friend. I already get the basic gist of what's going on here, but I wanna confirm something. I skimmed over something about the Blood Keys bein' cyborgs or something? Someone tell me about that. Excruciating detail is most welcome.

[Anyone from the police station is free to recognize his voice as belonging to "that noisy Max asshole that wears sunglasses indoors like a total dudebro" or something along those lines]

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Life typically doesn't include horrific memories of alien invasions and robots riding motorcycles.

Well we're kind of dealing with aliens now, right? And a robot on a motorcycle sounds pretty cool, you make it sound like a bad thing.

Yes. I am aware of the irony.

It -- was an odd thing. Why would a robot need a motorcycle, anyway?

Because it's cool? Lets be real, motorcycles are pretty damn cool. Robots on motorcycles? Fuckin' cool.

They're obnoxious. Like that robot.

Sounds like my kinda robot, baby.

... so it does.

You would have appreciated its language, that's for certain.

What. German?

Mangled English.

You mean like when Japanese singers try to sing in English, but all that comes out is baybee baybee raav yuu baybee?

...

Yes.

That exactly. He said that a lot.

[WHELP his reply is delayed a few seconds because guess who just had a pulse thingy thanks asshole]

Uh.

[Yeah some reply. Give him a second.]

Huh.

[Nope still working on it. Blame the alcohol.]

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[OOPS.]

I suppose that's really all you can say about that.

Does that happen a lot?

People remembering weird things, I mean. Like your robot thing.

It depends. Some people get them more often than others.

Unless they're around me. I seem to... attract them, sadly.

Funny you should say that.

What do you mean?

You know your mangled English spouting motorcycle robot?

... Seeing as I was just speaking about him, yes. I do.

I know a guy like that. Looks like you really do have a talent for jogging people's memories.

You know someone like that?

Who?

I'm pretty sure I just remembered myself actually. Pretty vague, though.

Well, could be totally different from your bad English biker robot. Either way, I'm a little... I mean, is this cool, or am I still too drunk to be freaked out?

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Yourself...?

[This is new. Has anyone ever done this before? Has this ever happened to anyone before?]

What... Describe him -- yourself -- to me? Did you recall a name...?

I don't really remember anything specific. Like physical features. No name or anything either. Just 'here's a robot on a motorcycle that says shitty English one liners'. Like Duke Nukem, only less cheesy.

Or maybe more cheesy. You ever play Duke Nukem? Ahh, you're old, you probably have no idea what I'm talking about.

No, I don't. Because I don't play video games.

... So we remember a robot. On a motorcycle. Speaking terrible English. But no way to know if he's the same one.

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