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savetheearth2013-12-11 10:30 pm
drama8om8) wrote in savetheearth2013-12-11 10:30 pm
Entry tags:
- !open,
- #network,
- attack on titan: armin arlert,
- attack on titan: eren yeager,
- attack on titan: jean kirschtein,
- attack on titan: levi,
- doctor who: the doctor,
- evangelion: asuka langley soryu,
- grimm: nick burkhardt,
- homestuck: john egbert,
- homestuck: kanaya maryam,
- homestuck: nepeta leijon,
- homestuck: vriska serket,
- man of steel: clark kent,
- shadow of the colossus: wander,
- teen titans: terra,
- tiger and bunny: kotetsu t. kaburagi,
- transformers cybertron: vector prime
video; icly late at night what are timezones
Hey, nerds. Me and Alan did a thing!
[ There's a distinctly sing-song lilt to that smug little voice. Octavia is looking incredibly overconfident and egotistical tonight, even by her own high standards. She's standing in one of the Dead District's alleyways, her hair is being whipped into even more of a tangle than usual by the wind, and she's displaying a dazzlingly douchey grin.
She's also waving around a gun.
A very powerful and dubiously-legal gun, for those who might know about such things.
Oh dear. ]
Or teeeeeeeechnically we did a few things, I guess? Haha! Check it out - we got spares!
[ She briefly points her phone camera at a small pile of guns on the ground - again, they're all top-of-the-range weapons that absolutely shouldn't be anywhere near someone like Octavia. When the view returns to her face, she looks less cocky and more absolutely fucking delighted. ]
Those Blood Key guys? Surprisingly difficult to mind control. But I did it! Because I am amazing. And Alan is pretty super great at chasing them off with their own guns after they've been headfucked into dropping them. Do we make the best vigilante crime-fighting duo or what?
[ Alan chooses this moment to poke his head into view of the video. His eyebrows, as always, are magnificent. ]
BEFORE ANYONE SAYS ANYTHING WE ARE BEING CAREFUL ABOUT THIS AND NOT GETTING IN ANY ACTUAL TROUBLE.
[ Then he retreats again, leaving Tavia to end the video feed. ]
[ There's a distinctly sing-song lilt to that smug little voice. Octavia is looking incredibly overconfident and egotistical tonight, even by her own high standards. She's standing in one of the Dead District's alleyways, her hair is being whipped into even more of a tangle than usual by the wind, and she's displaying a dazzlingly douchey grin.
She's also waving around a gun.
A very powerful and dubiously-legal gun, for those who might know about such things.
Oh dear. ]
Or teeeeeeeechnically we did a few things, I guess? Haha! Check it out - we got spares!
[ She briefly points her phone camera at a small pile of guns on the ground - again, they're all top-of-the-range weapons that absolutely shouldn't be anywhere near someone like Octavia. When the view returns to her face, she looks less cocky and more absolutely fucking delighted. ]
Those Blood Key guys? Surprisingly difficult to mind control. But I did it! Because I am amazing. And Alan is pretty super great at chasing them off with their own guns after they've been headfucked into dropping them. Do we make the best vigilante crime-fighting duo or what?
[ Alan chooses this moment to poke his head into view of the video. His eyebrows, as always, are magnificent. ]
BEFORE ANYONE SAYS ANYTHING WE ARE BEING CAREFUL ABOUT THIS AND NOT GETTING IN ANY ACTUAL TROUBLE.
[ Then he retreats again, leaving Tavia to end the video feed. ]
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Let me ask you a very important question.
Did you let the guys run back to their hideout.
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We made one of them leave his pants behind 8ecause he sassed me. It was awesome.
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Tavia. You realize that like.
You're basically asking them to come looking for you.
What do you think is going to happen when they tell their friends that they got mind controlled, and they come out in swarms to try and find you guys and your stockpile of guns?
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1) They have a rough place to start, whereever they got jumped by you guys.
2) They know you have to be lying low in the Dead District, because your faces are plastered all over town.
3) They have a hundred guys who can make it their mission to comb said area down.
4) They're working for Thunder Corp, so they know to look out for you guys -especially-.
4.5) all of them are working for Thunder Corp to our best knowledge, unlike the police, who are like, half-corrupt, half-cool.
I'm not saying snagging their weapons isn't cool, but you guys are playing with serious fire here.
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I want you to try and resist my mindshit! Look. I am telling you I am doing it in advance! To give you a headstart.
Ready?
Go!
[ Mac is likely to be experiencing some strong urges to
not here; 1/2
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GOD DAMMIT TAFFY
Okay, so you can pull off the looney tunes "stop hitting yourself" gag.
Awesome.
Now can you do that to twenty guys at once?
That is my point here.
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I can just make them shoot each other instead!
A quick tweak to their 8rains and 8AM.
Tavia wins! Or causes enough confusion and 8loodshed that she can escape. 8888)
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that's.
that's pretty fucking dark, tavia.
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It's just that I WOULD if I had to. Like if Alan was in danger or something!
So if that makes me dark then ok. Whatever!
Like past me said. You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
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THIS GUYYYYYY]
yeah, well, i'm not exactly sure vriska didn't have a screw or two loose either!
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8ut she was ALSO Jesus! She resurrected you, remem8er? And she was totally right a8out how sometimes you have to do 8ad things to get good results.
Like that is one of the few things we a8solutely agree on. She made an inspir8tional speech and everythW8 YOU REMEM8ERED SHE WAS CALLED VRISKA TOO????????
How long have you known? And just let me sit here thinking I was some Spinneret asshole like a chump?
UGH! So mad!!!!!!!!
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(i may be lurking)
(not sorry)
and like i also just remembered that conversation from forever ago about murdering ghosts and you were like
controlling them to feed them to this english guy?
to like, double-kill them?
IT'S SO DUMB I REMEMBER IT VERY VIVIDLY
(also if it helps you were totally in a pirate outfit at the time so g/j becoming a pirate jesus)
also i think john linked you some video of a street tough hero breaking out of jail so if that has had any impact on you
i am very sorry
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And if you don't think that dou8le-killing ghosts to save WHOLE UNIVERSES from 8eing destroyed is the most heroic shit then get out of my face!
8ut more importantly.
Do you uh.
Do you remem8er the video?
8ecause I do.
8nd l8ke. This is g8ing to s8und SUP8R IMPOSSI8LE 8ut. The url John gave Vrisk8 w8rks in this univ8rse too. Somehow? May8e it is a univers8l constant!
So like.
If you m8ght w8nt to see th8t video I c8uld.
Just leave this h8re.
tinyurl.com/hullohumminburr
[not here, i have no idea how long this is going to go]
[not even close to being done]
[nope, still going]
[answer hazy, ask again later]
No, no, that can't be. This was]
[can't stop won't stop]
No, Great. ...He thought it was great? But! It's Nick Cage! At his wor-best!?]
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It is at this point part of the Dumbest Echo Alive: Part Two: Con Air Boogaloo takes form. Feel free to once again supplement this narration with your sound effect of choice.]
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no subject
It's not going to go away. This is happening. This is REAL LIFE.]
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what the fuck did you do to me
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