( text; written on paper in a journal )

[pawdacious]

dear diary voices in my head satan ghost of henry david thoreau,

karson says i'm hallucinating but i got your message with the ouiji board! i'm glad to know i'm not crazy, just haunted :) by the way, big fan of Walden! i'm sorry for that time in 4th grade i called you a pussy for only spending 2 years at the cabin. i was going through a rough time. as you know i've hit a rough patch once again but it's not so bad. i have family, i have goals, and soon i'll have a community. its actually an okay city. i got a new furcadia account

but i'm sure you don't want to hear the rambling of a gushing fangirl! i have a lot i could tell you about my own endeavors and how i've tried ways in which i've traveled down the path you've tread, but i believe actions speak louder than words. you'll see. i've been hearing rumors about this company in town that's been messing with the water. thundercorp. i've been googling how to ----

sorry karson is snooping i will finish your summoning circle tomorrow. please do not possess uncle jack. you'll probably die of TB all over again.

♥ ♥ ♥ love,
kiki

Comments

[playerspooker]

My condolences if this Karson is the same stupid jerk with the stupid little dog.

[enrages]

bitch don't you talk smack about my dog.

[playerspooker]

Hey, I'm entitled to my opinion!

[pawdacious]

hey now! karson may be stupid, but crab is a perfectly functional terrier!

[playerspooker]

I never said he wasn't functional, just stupid.

[counterclock]

yeah son i gotta pitch in here don't fuck with crab he is like the hero of our great nation

[playerspooker]

Hero? Please, it's an oversized rat that's got a bunch of fools enchanted into thinking it's cute.

[drama8om8]

Stupid jerk, yes. Stupid dog, no. >::::O

[playerspooker]

I thought dogs took after their owners, though!

[wirsinddiejager]

yeah the jerk is stupid but the dogs fucking adorable dont call him stupid.

[playerspooker]

Adorability and stupidity are not mutually exclusive!

[hawaiianheir]

hey don't talk shit about crab

idgaf if you talk shit about karson but that dog is fucking great

[playerspooker]

Geezus just how many people has that mutt entranced...

[schild]

crab is the sweetest dog in the world you clearly haven't met him

[playerspooker]

I don't need to!

[gogoghostpowers]

Hey, the dog's actually really adorable and great! I don't know how anyone could have a problem with him.

[playerspooker]

You clearly haven't met its owner.

[wannabered]

Hey, don't be mad you lost. Crab is awesome.

[playerspooker]

BUZZ OFF AKAGI YOU'RE WORSE THAN THE DOG

[ursoreckless]

hey so uncool to pick on a dog

[playerspooker]

Oh please, it's not like I kicked it or anything.

[neopianangst]

Um, I don't think Crab deserves that...

[originaloddcouple]

We... haven't actually met Crab.

So we can't really make an informed opinion.

But Karson's nice enough!

And he likes popcorn! He can't be all bad if he likes popcorn!

[somesayinfire]

Gonna need a picture of the dog to make an informed opinion. Until then I'm on everyone else's side about the dog and Karson's side about Karson.

[wonk]

u have made a very serious mistake