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[synchronous]

So who had the "conversation with a really annoying AI program" echo?


[ Text message to Roxy Kurosawa ]

Hey, the name "Jane" ring any bells for you?

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[wonk]

u 2 huh

actualy i remember the convo w the ai too

talkin to an orange text guy about how the ai was like 13y/o him

seemd kinda like u actually

[synchronous]

Okay, there is definitely a connection here. I remember typing in orange text while talking with the AI that I supposedly programmed. I mean, not "I" I, but the person whose memory it was. Shit, this is confusing.

[wonk]

we can call it u/i we seemed p similar to the ppl in that convo

personality wise i mean

my moms not dead for one but alt me's mom was

jane was my best friend apparenly

[synchronous]

You were also about to pull some "pointless stunt" in relation to her, apparently.

[wonk]

yeah u described it as one of my "batshit ~ATH scripts"

and also there was an evil empress who watned us to play a game adn i was trying to scare jane off from playing it

[synchronous]

Aw, Rox, that's bullshit. What, were you trying to hog all the fun to yourself?

[wonk]

yup no games 4 anyone else all 4 me

i will be the game queen

vanellope aint got nothin on this

but seriously like i said it was bc wehre the evil empress wantd us 2 play

was tryin to escape her schemes + get rid of janes skepticism

[synchronous]

Huh. And why did she want us to play? What was the point?

[wonk]

idk i dont think alt me knew either she was just rly suspicious

but we wanted 2 play bc there was a way to resurrect our parents

or at least i did not sure about alt you

anyway after that we talked some more about how u used to be more relaxed but now

"now"

now u were kind of a tightass but ur ai was cooler bc he was thirteen but at the saem time it was rly awkward bc i used to flirt with him apparently?

then i learned he was thirteen and i guess is topped

then he came in and u 2 made a bunch of digs @ each other and then u tol,d me not 2 send the file and left

[synchronous]

Yeah, there's no way that person could ever be me. I've always been this much of a tightass.

This is all really interesting. Thanks for the info. I wonder what kind of "game" could let us do something that ridiculous?

[wonk]

u dont give urself enough credit

also be4 we talked about someplace called derse which i guess was someplace we went when we were tsleepign

but i stayed asleep there and alt u didnt

some serious shit went down there but u wouldnt tell me what it was

alt me said she saw hger mom and i guess she was excited about it

[synchronous]

Okay, that made approximately 0% sense to me, but I'll jot that down for future reference.

[wonk]

join the fuckin club dude

also um

i may have

fuck it nvm

[synchronous]

If that's a "You should convince me to finish my sentence" nvm, then sure, I'm not minding. If it's an "I actually don't want to say what I started to say" nvm, then don't do that, Roxy. Spill.

[wonk]

i just

i said some tshit i porbably shouldt have

and u deserbve to know but its hard to talk about bc i feel super gulty about it

[synchronous]

Oh.

Man, I still don't really buy that it was you, so if you don't want to talk about it then you don't got to.

[wonk]

thanks dude

also did u just type "u dont got to"

like u didnt say that u typed it

[synchronous]

Yeah, so?

[wonk]

u fuckin dork

[synchronous]

...anyway. Anything else you want to share?

[wonk]

nm else

think i got everything we talked aobut

wat was ur conversation about?

[synchronous]

Nothing, actually. I mean literally nothing. I was zoning out and the aforementioned AI IMed me to snap me out of it, then went on some tangent about how it had calculated pi to the last digit, which it said was 4, and how it had also found all the prime numbers. After that I guess I was supposed to IM you to stop you from fucking with Jane, but I only remember talking about that, not actually doing it.

Apparently it was programmed based on "my" personality? At least it seemed that way.

[wonk]

yeah u said he was

i think alt us exact words were "imported from a thirteen year old version of my psyche"

[synchronous]

What the fuck kind of technology was this guy handling?

[wonk]

good question who even knows @ this point