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BATTLE! Sacrificing Dignity For the Last Word?! [Text]

Greetings, all! I come to you all with a very important question that myself and our rather loud freedom-fanatic need the assistance of a third party to resolve - simply, which is cuter?

Myself -

[A multitude of images follow -
One Two
Three Four
Five Six]

Or this dog -

[A trio of video links follows this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJuQsQg6zHA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a408TtpVDu0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z53pNjva1GA

Y'know, something truly important, brought on only by the deepest of conversations.]

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I'd go with option number three:

[and Shou is so gonna link to a kitty videos:
http://youtu.be/B6KqSkGe0tM
http://youtu.be/Sa91PpweKog]

Although, I can see the appeal in your pictures.

Edited 2013-07-05 07:07 (UTC)

[EEEEEEEEEEEE KITTY--erm. Linda is glad that this isn't video, otherwise this could have taken a turn for the ~~more~~ embarrassing.]

Now that first one, there's an animal I'd concede cuteness to. And I'm totally counting this as a vote for me.

[he laughs]

But see, it's more along the lines that I would take you out than thinking you're just cute.

[There's a pointed delay before Linda answers, 'cause WHOA THIS WAS UNEXPECTED.]

Ahahaha...! Well, I appreciate the compliment, guy. I wonder if I could swing that as a double vote in my favor...

[he just sort of fidgets and rubs the back of his neck.]

Sorry, I don't mean to make you uncomfortable.

Don't worry about it! I suppose when one looks this nice, this kind of thing should be expected, ahaha.

[Fight awkward with narcissistic ego-stroking? DON'T MIND IF I DO.]

I might be a little drunk too. [because checking the network is better when one had a few shots]

Well, that's encouraging to my self-esteem. :P Ah well, a vote for me is a vote that isn't for the mutt, so I'll take it.

Edited 2013-07-11 08:23 (UTC)

The puppy's cute too.

Crab wins. You're trying too hard.

I said it before and I'll say it again, you don't get a call 'cause you're biased. And at least I can actually put effort into this, unlike your little dog!

My wee, petit dog doesn't have to make an effort to be the cutest!

. . .

. . .

Damn it!

[Cue the clattering of Linda's phone as she fumbles it in frustration.]

Duh! Crab is fucking precious as all hell and you are absolutely not going to win here. Maybe if you rephrased your question? If you'd been all like "who's HOTTER" then obviously people would pick you. Because who finds dogs hot? Freakish freaks who should be in jail, is who.

Well, that wouldn't be settling the argument, though, since the question is over which of us is cuter. And if I set it up like that, I probably wouldn't hear the end of it from his jerk owner...

Haha, Karson? Wow, okay, you are never going to hear the end of this no matter what happens. If Crab wins, then he will basically lord it over you for the rest of time! And if you win, then he will never ever stop bitching ever.

[ The brightest of smiles! ] Basically, you're doomed.

...well, that's just great. Really dug myself one heck of a hole here. Only way to win is not to play, and now it's too late to pull out.

...You're that chick at the comic shop, aren't you?

[[The loud one who was always heading for the backroom, he was sure of it.]]

Edited 2013-07-05 12:36 (UTC)

...which chick?

[There's more than one that goes there, surely! And this is totally not a ploy to find out what sort of reputation precedes her.]

The loud DM with the bad poker face and the high player kill count.

[[or at least that was what he'd heard from the dude at the register. Something about very loud cackling like laughter when traps had been sprung, which could have been a total exaggeration, for all he knew.]]

My poker face is PERFECT, thankyouverymuch!

[Hit that nail right on its short little head there.]

Hou? That's not what I've heard~

Ehhh. I think I'll have to vote for the dog. The snow video just puts it way over the top in cuteness. Sorry.

[Even though he's apologized, Linda looks none too amused.]

Your tasteless vote has been counted.

Hey, I have taste! I also had perfectly valid reasons for my vote.

Obviously NOT, on both counts! Are you one of those whackjob vegans that puts animals on a pedestal over humans, or are you just flat-out wrong?

Neither! The dog is just heart attack inducing adorable while your appeal is elsewhere. Jeez, just let the dog be cute. Damn.

Ah... You are both very cute? Perhaps the cutest!

Hey, hey, one or the other! I don't got time for wishy-washy input here, y'know!

I will have two voices-- one for you and the dog!

[ wait, is "voice" the right word???? hold on, googling it. ]

Oh, sorry, sorry. I mean vote. [ Said more like "fot-eh" but at least she's trying. ]

[Linda facepalms and groans frustratedly.]

The sentiment there is nice and all, but the whole reason for the question is to pick one over the other...

Haha, I don't know, you're pretty cute but so is the dog!

[There's a thump noise as Linda's head hits the table.]

I asked for a definitive answer!

Ahhhh, well...sorry! When it comes to small animals on YouTube, I think they're always gonna win.

[There's a dull thumping noise, not unlike the noise one would hear if someone smacked a table in frustration, followed by Linda grumbling.]

Yeah, yeah, whatever, your vote's been counted...

Heh, sorry again.

[ lol what the hell is this ]

Close match but my vote goes to you

[ after all, the dog's self-confidence won't take a hit from something he doesn't even know exists (yet-- what if he gets a number, too), but the girl's confidence might.

he has no idea that linda's got confidence in spades. ]

you're a blind piece of shit.
how dare you belittle my dog like that.

No belittling here

Though he is quite little

my dog is tiny and adorable.
the cutest thing that has literally ever existed in this world since the dawn of time.
this crazyass hobolady doesn't stand a chance.
so rethink your vote and make the right decision, asshat.

I refuse solicitations of vote

you refuse the TRUTH.

Sounds like YOU'RE the one refusing the truth, dogboy.

i am the truth.

Well, they do say that the truth can be pretty ugly...

Edited 2013-07-11 08:34 (UTC)

Excellent! I applaud your good taste, sir.

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