[PANIC IMMEDIATELY ENSUES. The assorted patrons in the cafe start screaming and scrambling to get away from the insane deer, Sandra leaps over the counter to start herding people out the door and Candy does the same. The deer is completely fucknuts and slashed all to hell because of the glass and is basically prancing around in the cafe, slamming its head into things like the shitty animal that it is, its hooves skittering on the floor. Candy grabs Karson and hauls him behind the counter.]
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[The deer barrels over a patron and then swings its head over to the counter, it's cold stupid gaze settling on Candy and Karson. It makes one of those deer WEEHHHH sounds and then shrieks like something not even remotely from Earth.]
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[The deer barrels over a patron and then swings its head over to the counter, it's cold stupid gaze settling on Candy and Karson. It makes one of those deer WEEHHHH sounds and then shrieks like something not even remotely from Earth.]