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[betterlogoutand]

So what is this, some kind of secret forum? Looks like I just cracked your password LOL, maybe you should get better security than typing a random number into a search engine.

Seriously, though, what is this? Some kind of roleplay board? My guess is either that or you're all crazy conspiracy theorists, going by what I've seen so far. I mean, come on, alien invaders trying to take over the planet? A spooky old guy in a cave going on about magic gemstones? You guys could at least TRY to be original here.

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[thorny]

Oh, but then they'd all have to think. Are you really prepared to have the death of dozens of people from overexertion on your hands over forum stories?

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[betterlogoutand]

LOL yeah, I guess not. I wouldn't want anyone to strain themselves that badly.

So what are you doing here? Killing time?

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[thorny]

For the most part. I have a few spare moments in between study sessions and this network is perfect for mindless entertainment with low effort requirements.

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[drama8om8]

((No DUH this is a shitty roleplay board. Don't break character, god!!!!!!!! You are supposed to blend in seamlessly with we OTHER nerds. Don't you know ANYTHING? Ahem:))

Verily, yea, hello and wherefore art thou young newbie. To gain information ye must pay ye toll! Or answer riddles or some ye olde shit. If thou try-est to flout yon ruleths, ye shall pay ye oldest of prices!

*I put on my robe and wizard hat.*

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[betterlogoutand]

And I almost thought this couldn't get any stupider.

What's the toll, o great a noble online wizard? Please, spare me your powerful magic! If this goes on any longer I might die from second-hand embarrassment.

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[drama8om8]

Haha, cool your jets! I am just fucking with you. That is a thing that I do. >8D
This stuff is surprisingly legit! As far as secret internet bullshit goes.
Check more of the videos! We have chumps who are walruses or vampires and talking animals and a chick who is also a robot.
A bit much for amateur nerd roleplay crap, riiiiiiiight?

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[icy_heavens]

[He doesn't know why he's bothering. He really doesn't. But he's getting so fed up with the attitudes of new people lately. Disbelief is one thing, but pretty much laughing at something that has killed at least one person and nearly killed another bunch of them a couple weeks ago just isn't on.]

Trust me, we realize how crazy this sounds. Also, this isn't the internet. Try that number on a sheet of paper.

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[betterlogoutand]

[You mean... people who die on the network die in real life??!?!?!

hahahahaha that's crazy, you're crazy.]

I hate to break it to you, but it sounds way more stupid than crazy. I'm not playing along with your weird game, btw. You can think of this as a lesson on the value of proper online security.

What happens when you write it on paper again? It makes the spooky network appear out of nowhere, ooooooo!

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[ursoreckless]

write your numbers on a piece of paper and then tell us we're a bunch of crazy idiots.

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[betterlogoutand]

But I don't need to write anything down to tell you that.

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[thepiisatruth]

ソウカ
トア?!

If any of us digits set this up you'd think you'd have 2 be caught the factor UP ON THE RULES 4 your right 2 access be4 you go spewing garbage.

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[betterlogoutand]

おめでとう, you can write gibberish. A gold star.

Soooo what you're saying is you all suck at computers? Sounds accurate so far.

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[peacefulwinter]

If only it were so simple. I would be happier if it were some kind of game... we'd probably have an easier time dealing with things. And maybe we'd understand what's going on.

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[betterlogoutand]

Geez, you people sure take your dumb roleplay seriously. Lighten up a little. If it's not fun, then just quit.

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[enrages]

remove the "crazy" from the descriptor of "conspiracy theorists," and you'll be more accurate.
except we're fucking LIVING THE GODDAMN CONSPIRACY, SO IT'S LESS THEORY AND MORE SHUT THE FUCK UP THE GOVERNMENT IS WATCHING.

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[betterlogoutand]

I think the crazy is just fine where it is, thanks.

[vanisland]

Oh, but that's not our password. It's YOUR password. Enjoy your membership.

[betterlogoutand]

Sure, just don't expect me to pay any fees LOL

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[lackinginfaith]

You see, this is the kind of idiot I'm wary of.

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[betterlogoutand]

Who the hell are you calling an idiot? The only idiot would be someone who takes this shit seriously on the first try!

Oh, it's not the internet, it's a magic network that works on anything! Well gee, that sure sounds legit to me, I'll believe it!!

[yeah, someone just figured out that the writing thing actually works]

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[chalicejoker]

[No, no, he should really just walk away...but then he replies anyway, despite his better judgement.]

Are you always this unpleasant, or are we just lucky?

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[betterlogoutand]

I try not to play favorites.

[so no, always.]

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[edhwierfan]

[Since he's still in a good amount of pain, Aeron chooses to use his cell phone instead of writing his response out. Probably easier to give this kid a piece of his mind through the phone anyway.]

You wouldn't be laughing if you were caught in the cave in, considering how many of us nearly died trying to get more information. Try doing a little more research before you pass judgment so quickly.

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[betterlogoutand]

[That... actually makes him feel kinda bad, even if there's no way he's actually going to admit it. People dying isn't funny.]

I did my research. It's not my fault none of this stuff is very believable.

[hollowleg]

christ, what is with all these twatwaffles joining the numbers club recently?

if we really do have to save the planet, the planet is fucked ten ways to sunday with a giant spiky dildo