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In case anybody was wondering--or hell, even if you weren't, I guess--the stuff you get back from those pulses, or whatever the hell you wanna call them? Looks like you can't get rid of them. I couldn't, anyway. Crap just keeps coming back like that stupid cat in that stupid song. So anyway, yeah, just FYI.

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Already gave all the deets that matter, dude. I tried to get rid of something but it didn't work. The damned thing came back. End of story.

no, you moron.
if you're going to tell us something like that, we need more specifics.
for example, was it a boomerang?????????????? because those usually come back.
was it a small dog??????????????????? those also tend to come back.
was it the hiccups????????????????????????? comes back.
you're warning us about shit without proving any context whatsoever.
that's just irresponsible.

It wasn't anything that'd come back on its own.

And who the fuck gets hiccups from a pulse?!

have you HEARD some of the shit people are getting back?
i straight up would not be surprised by hiccups at this point.
not even kidding here.
i would be the most unsurprised individual in existence, if someone got eternal hiccups.

Yeah, I've heard. I promise it wasn't hiccups, okay?

was it something inanimate or animate.
the former would be freaky, the latter would be par for the course of our lives.

Inanimate. And just so we don't end up playing 20 questions, it was a jacket. Satisfied?

see how easy that was?
we could have forgone the entire hiccup conversation if you just fucking told me it was some rattyass goddamn jacket when i first asked, jesus christ.
do you just like to make things harder for yourself and everyone around you?
that's the feeling i'm getting from this convo.

Hey, I told you that what it was didn't matter. You're the one that had to have "deets." Do you just like making shit harder for everybody? 'Cause that's the feeling I'm getting.

deets are the most necessary aspect of life.
without deets, we
have
nothing.
don't even try to turn this around on me, buddy boy.
it's all on you and your difficult behavior.

Fine. It's all my fault. Happy?

yes.

what's the jacket look like.

What difference does that make?

remember our little discussion about deets?
cross-apply the whole thing right here.

Yeah, but this is crossing over from possibly useful info to pointless crap just to be a pain in the ass.

[Still--mostly because he doesn't have the patience for another argument--he attaches a photo of this jacket. Just the jacket though; not him wearing it.]

It looks like that. Don't you feel all enlightened now?

dude, you are being haunted by an incredibly unstylish ghost jacket.
every fucking detail is important, especially when trying to figure out WHY YOU ARE BEING HAUNTED BY AN INCREDIBLY UNSTYLISH GHOST JACKET.

are there any tags?
is this shit made in china or is it high quality?????????????????????????????????
is it actually
a fucking GHOST jacket???

[Oh,he already knows why... That's just one of several things he doesn't really want to deal with.]

Never said nothing about trying to figure out why. I don't give a shit about why. Why is not up for discussion. All I was doing was trying to share some information, and holy fuck, I'm never gonna make THAT mistake again!

ok ok ok fine, i was a little aggressive with the why.
minus the why.
let's look at the HOW.
HOW is the fucking unstylish ghost jacket haunting you????
without actually being a ghost?!?!

I dunno, man. It just...is. Probably has something to do with whatever the hell fucked up everything else in our lives.

where does it show up after you throw it away?
jackets don't just get up and walk out of the trash on their own, you know.

This one does, apparently. When it comes back, I always find it draped over the back of my chair.

have you tried any experiments?
like getting a new chair, moving that one around, etc etc?

Not really. I hung the jacket in the closet, though.

you seriously don't feel the slightest bit of motivation to test this shit out?
seriously?

Not really. I've pretty much tested out the only stuff I was curious about. None of the rest really matters to me.

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