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[coulrage]

this is motha-fuckin-tight, yo. this network thing.
wassup with all the damn numbers tho? cant get them out of my head.
fuckin mIrAcLe, ain't it? guess these numbers are connectin people to each other n shit. spreadin the love.

damn tho i hope ther aint no police
kinda blazin like a motherfucker over here
yall adults r all cool, m i rite?

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[drama8om8]

Are you serious.
You belatedly realize there might be authority figures here and THEN you casually admit to "blazin like a motherfucker?"
How incredibly intelligent of you!!!!!!!!

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[coulrage]

didnt really think about it until after i typed it
hahaha fuck
i think theyre used to this 4m me tho

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[drama8om8]

Wow. What a winner! ;D
I can't wait to see the welcome wagon attempt to fill you on about what is the deal here. It should be pretty hilarious!
No offense. I mean obviously this whole thing is kiiiiiiiind of hard to take in even if you DO have a functioning and entirely non-addled brain. 8\

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[coulrage]

shit man
if they can explain that shit that came w/the numbers
i am all over this welcome wagon
like
is it even normal to get freaky ass visions
you know when the numbers come in your brain

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[enrages]

oh sweet baby jesus, get off the fucking internet if you're high.
no one wants to deal with a moron who's skyhigh as fuck.
that sets a terrible example for all the youths on here, and this situation's confusing enough as it is.
get sober, then come back.

[ it'll take him a moment to recognize the typing whoops ]

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[coulrage]

[Oh he'd recognize all that rage anywhere.]

what up bEsT fRiEnD?
uh
so ur in this secrets numbers club too?

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[enrages]

[ give him another second or two.... ]

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[enrages]

god
damn it's you.
isn't it.
the cApItAliZaTiOn bullshit should have tipped me off.
seriously, there are only two subsets of people who type like that-- myspace rats cleaning to the rotting corpse of their favorite social media and you.
considering there's a lack of selfies accompanying your first foray into the network, you're not from myspace.
so

uh
yeah.
secret numbers club.
i've been here for a little while.
not long, but long enough to get a vague idea of what's going on.

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[thorny]

Ah, more quality arrivals to the network. Perhaps if you're particularly lucky that policeman from earlier will show up to explain everything to you.

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[coulrage]

shiiiiiiit okay there are police
thnx4info

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[thorny]

Quite strict ones, in fact.

[Hikari stop you don't even know what the one cop you saw posting on the network is like]

I'd be on the lookout for a knock on your door within the hour, thanks to your convenient admission of guilt.

[playmisere]

Um!
Even if there are police officers on this, it wouldn't matter, surely?
You can't really be tracked down here. At least that's the impression I got :x

If you're really worried maybe you shouldn't post a video tho.

[coulrage]

nah i ain't worried
well at least not about the popo
figure my friend might get all up in my grill if they got on my ass again

[playmisere]

Again? What happened the last time?

Welll... I won't tell you what to do or not to do, but be careful anyway! People in the numbers club seem pretty nice, but you never know.

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[sweetas]

I think there's some cops on here, but as far as I know they're friendly. I've heard that a lot of the cops in the city are corrupt, though, so you might want to be careful about who you tell about the numbers and, you know, doing drugs :(

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[coulrage]

haha yeah u got a point
s ok i got the rundown on that from everyone else
but like
you can totally go down the whole drugs are bad road w/me if u want
i know some people just like doin that

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[sweetas]

Well...no, I won't do that. The truth is only *some* drugs are bad. As long as you're not putting other people in danger then it's really just your choice.

[angelskills]

I guess it is a miracle, now that you say it! I didn't even think about it that way before.

[coulrage]

just gotta look at the brite side n shit man
everythin is a miracle 1 way or another
like the numbers
like what are numbers n e way
fuckin miracles thats wat

[angelskills]

So numbers are miracles too?

Does that mean math is a miracle? It doesn't feel like math is a miracle...

[comparative_insanity]

the police there is axidentally asked the network how to get off and locked himself in a ladys bathroom
hes a darling but lets just say i think ur safe

oh and the resident doctors pushing weed

[coulrage]

would this doctor by chance be dr strider?
shit man why's no one told me bout this shit if all my friends be on it
i am fucking HOME

SO LATE but I cannot resist

[hollowleg]

... juggalos still exist???

omg

[coulrage]

fuckin a man
howd u know that???
r u a psychic? :oD

and spelling has no place here!!! HAW

[hollowleg]

call it a lucky guess.

[Who else uses "miracle" like that? also he also MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE gone through a phase. Only about a week or so ok]

but seriously i thought you died out in the 90s.