audio - phone - good morning, starshine, the earth says hello

[sweetas]

[The voice is new, female and rather flustered.]

Whoa...did...? Oh--oh my gosh, it went through! It's work--er, um, sorry! I'm sorry, I'm being rude. Um, hello, my name is Candy, I'm calling because--well--I-I think I might have received this number accidentally some time ago? I just--er, at this point, I guess I'd just like to know whose number this is? I'm sorry, I know I'm rambling, but--yeah, that's about it.

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...Hello? Is anyone there?

Comments

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[thorny]

No? That's odd, I received mine quite promptly. I suppose this should serve as a lesson to you on why it's inadvisable to just go playing about strange networks, then.

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[sweetas]

Please! I didn't see any contract, and I can't afford a fee like that!

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[thorny]

You're complaining to the wrong person - I'm merely an innocent user who actually studied the agreement she was entering.

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[sweetas]

But I didn't see any agreement anywhere! That's what I'm saying!

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[thorny]

It's hardly anyone else's problem that you didn't ensure you had all of the necessary material before diving in headfirst, is it?

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[sweetas]

Then where is the contract so I can look it over?

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[thorny]

I have no idea where yours could be (perhaps you should check your mail a bit more faithfully?) but mine is sitting here on my desk next to me.

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[sweetas]

I check my mail every single day and there's nothing about a contract.

Hold on a sec, are you making fun of me?

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[thorny]

Now why would I even consider doing something like that? That would have to mean you were a gullible idiot.

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[sweetas]

That's just mean! Just because I'm a noob you don't have to be a jerk :(

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[thorny]

It sounds to me as if you're projecting your embarrassment onto my words. I've been nothing but genuinely courteous this entire time, I assure you. ☆ﾐ(o*･ω･)ﾉ

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[sweetas]

It's not like it's that uncommon for there to be hidden fees and contracts :(

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[thorny]

I'd imagine not, if you're looking for the cheapest plan possible.

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[sweetas]

I do, which is why I always read over contracts!

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[thorny]

Reading and comprehending are two different things, but I suppose we should be grateful that you can manage at least one.

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[sweetas]

Now you're just trolling me. I'm done here.

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[thorny]

Trolling would involve leading you on with deliberately controversial falsehoods. I, on the other hand, am merely stating facts.

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[sweetas]

[Noobragequit :c]

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[thorny]

[Hikari: 2 network: 0

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