01 | text (via notebook)

[thorny]

[the first thing that appears is a very elegant string of Japanese kanji. someone obviously doesn't give a fuck about this network's language abilities]

This is a literacy test. Do you pass?

[and then it (fortunately for you non-speakers) switches over to English before continuing onward]

An access code leading me to a secret forum? How quaint. I was almost expecting to be given a decoder ring for my troubles - or should I be expecting one in the mail now that I've made my presence known here?

But I suppose that doesn't matter very much. From what I've seen this board is filled with absolutely fascinating people of the highest intellectual caliber. I can see why we've all been thrown together here; every discussion I've seen has been absolutely riveting.

Hopefully my own contribution will be able to hold up to the impossible standards of my fellow readers. Prepare yourself, I'm about to launch the conversation topic!

How many of you are familiar with the Lolita style of fashion?

Comments

[drama8om8]

Well it wuoild be even MORE of a tragedfy if YOUR bra8in overheated because SOMEBODY SET YOUR HEAD ON FIRE. >88|

[ OOPS IT'S FLUSTERED TYPO TIME ]

[thorny]

w-o-u-l-d
t-r-a-g-e-d-y
b-r-a-i-n

There you go. I'd be sure to let your English instructor know you're having a special difficulty with these words.

[drama8om8]

I;ll tragedy YOUYR brain!!!!!!!!

[ Coherency has fled, much like a young simba fleeing the pride lands. Run, simba. Run and never return ]

[thorny]

[somewhere in the Starling dorms, Scar inspects his claws and reflects on how good it is to be kind]

Oh dear, this is exactly what I'd feared would happen. You've overexerted yourself and have nothing to fall back on but childish screeching. Perhaps you should go lie down for a bit with a cool towel over your eyes?