Voice via phone, Backdated to 1.5days after sage trap.

[darkremnant]

Well this is pretty disappointing. I mean if you're going through the trouble of subliminally advertising numbers into my head at least give me something more than a glorified tumblr knock off...

Sure being able to access it through writing on a napkin is a pretty interesting mechanic, but if you start filling all my napkins and stuff with ads, cats or farmville, we're going to have a problem.

Anyway, I'm only here to see what people have to say about that... mines thing. Any new word on the survivors... or from them?

Just wanted to ask if anyone saw a tall guy with white hair there? Kinda quiet and looks like he's trying too hard to be cool?

He's my roommate and I haven't seen him in awhile and he said he was going up there. It's just... I kinda need him back else I'll be fucked on the rent.

Just let me know if he was dumb enough to go up there.


((ooc: So, so, sorry about disappearing T_T irl just hit me hard and dragged me away.))

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[fatherssins]

A tall guy with white hair?

Is he by any chance incredibly rude and critical? If so, then I know who you mean.

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[darkremnant]

On his good days.

Gee, great, now can you tell me if he's alive or should I turn this post into a new roommate ad?

[fatherssins]

I saw him briefly in the mine, but he seems like a pretty tough guy. I imagine he's fine.

[darkremnant]

Shit, so he was in there.

Doubtful, he's built like a brick but is a fucking moron that would set off every trap.

Dammit, now I have to go up there and check.

[fatherssins]

Will you be OK on your own?

[darkremnant]

Yeah, it's just an empty mine now. What could happen?

[fatherssins]

I suppose so, just be careful. There may be something left down there.

[darkremnant]

What? Don't say stuff like that. You're gonna psych me out!

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[reckless_fire]

I might've seen him. Does he have a green glowing hand?

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[darkremnant]

...A what?

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[reckless_fire]

[He...probably shouldn't have mentioned that. Oops.]

Dunno man, might've been a trick of the light or something. Shit was crazy in there.

Anyway. He's not back yet? Thought everyone made it out.

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[darkremnant]

[The internet crazies are coming out so soon?]

Right...

No, he's not. Been missing almost two days now. Are you sure you saw him? Goes by the name Riku. Last name

[What was it again? Nika-- No, Naka-- Ugh!]

something long and Asian that's annoying to spell.

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[reckless_fire]

Look man, I didn't exactly stop to exchange names and phone numbers, you know? I saw a white-haired dude fighting one of those hairballs. That's pretty much all I got.

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[darkremnant]

So a white haired man, with glowing hands, fighting a hairball?

That's what you're saying you saw?

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[reckless_fire]

Yeah.

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[darkremnant]

Okay, right. Just one more question then.

Did you at any point... hit your damn head really hard before seeing all this?

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[reckless_fire]

[Okay...After the crap he went through, he's not taking this bullshit.]

No. Did you shove your head really hard up your ass before logging onto the MAGICAL FUCKING NETWORK today?

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[darkremnant]

Oh, touchie. You get called crazy often do you? This not the first time you bounced around talking about magic and glowing limbs? You should really get that looked into, buddy.

((ooc: God, so sorry for the late. My browser closed like 5 times on me and lost this reply like every time. T_T))

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[reckless_fire]

Yeah, I guess you're onto me man. I'm totally lying about everything. Truth is, we all had a big fucking party down there with cake and booze and dancing girls. We all wanted to invite you, but your roomie said not to 'cause he thinks you're a huge asshole. So we didn't.

He's probably still down there partying it up with the dancing girls, so why don't you truck your ass on down there too?

[ooc: No worries! ^^]

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[darkremnant]

Geez, that was a REALLY long winded comeback.

Not interested in drunk cave chicks, but you might get a date in the dark. Why don't you head on back up there before they sober up?

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[reckless_fire]

What? Too many words for your micro-brain to process? Fine. How's this? Why don't you shut the hell up, go outside, and play hide-and-go-fuck-yourself?

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[darkremnant]

No, more like tl;dr.

Why would I do that when we're having so much fun, ya crazy guy you? Come on, tell me more stories about glowy people.

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[reckless_fire]

I dunno. Maybe 'cause your room mate might be, like, TRAPPED IN THE GODDAMN MINES, and instead of maybe doing something about it, you're dicking around here?!

You want a story? Here's a fucking story. Once upon a time. Fuck you. The end.

[And with that, he breaks the connection because he can only take so much shit right now.]

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[hollowleg]

I'm tall and have white hair but I live by myself. I think I saw who you were talking about, though. haven't seen him since.

text; *sob* Stop eating my notifs gmail.

[darkremnant]

Geez, is this becoming a new look now or are you just an old man?

Well that's a whole lot of nothing... was he okay when you saw him?

text; /pulls chewed up notifs out of Gmail's mouth

[hollowleg]

not old and not a hipster. ha. everyone else is copying ME. im albino, see. i don't think anyone else should be able to have white hair without also having to bathe in sunscreen before they leave the house every day.

sorry i can't be more help. but none of us were really "ok". we got split up and I almost died. so i don't know... i hope he's alright, though

[however, he is NOT going back to find out. Sorry Riku.]

OOC

[depolarized]

TAT NOBODY LOVES HIM.

*runs off to find evil green skinned witches to backstab*

But nah its cool bro. Also sorry, the strangely flawless ivory skin is squeenix-natural, but the white hair thing is just because he wanted a fresh start. xD

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[darkremnant]

GTFO MYTH >:CCC

*NO LOVE*

text; Sorry, he's not mad at you just his idiot roomie, promise :C

[darkremnant]

An albino, huh? That's a rough deal, Casper. [Enjoy your new nickname.] But I dunno, some girls can pull it off.

Figures. What a pain. Whatever, if he's dead, it's his own fault! I told that dumbass not to go up there. Dark cave with a creepy old man? You might as well jump into the back of a white van with a mattress on its floor.

Idiots.

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[hollowleg]

Casper? Are you kidding. Ugh. [he was called "Ghost" all through primary school. HE'S USED TO IT.]

In retrospect it was stupid as fuck. but it was, and still is, the only lead we have on this bullshit