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[drama8om8]

Ok. I have been TRYING to read up on what exactly the deal is here. But whoever is in charge of this shit sure isn't making it easy! Do you have aaaaaaaany idea how long I spent thinking this was some kind of dumb roleplaying forum for no-life losers that had been pre-installed on my awesome new phone or something? Do you know how long I spent Googling for a way to fix it? Or how many morons on tech help websites thought I was trolling or advertising for an incredibly convoluted and pointless ARG????????

BASICALLY I am saying that somebody needs to like. Fix that somehow. So people who are incredibly busy and have all the demands on their time don't have to spend eight billion years sifting through inane bullshit! GOD.

...Anyway, hi or whatever I guess. 8\

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[thorny]

...well, I suppose that in any group there will always be a few that are slower on the uptake than most. Congratulations on overcoming this incredible difficulty!

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[drama8om8]

EXCUSE me? Like it's MYYYYYYYY fault that this dumb thing is obviously geared towards huge nerds with way too much time on their hands for dumb baby bullshit! I don't have TIME to read all your conspiracy theory crap. I have a life. >8\

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[thorny]

This is your first time using something a bit more recent in terms of phones then, is it? Another congratulations on joining present day technology! Although if you're having difficulty combining reading comprehension with critical analysis perhaps you ought to proceed a bit more slowly and invest in a flip-top phone before diving directly towards the smartphones.

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[scramasax]

Hello.

Another one of us made an informative guide. One of the others will definitely show you. However, we are not sure about what is really happening, either.

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[drama8om8]

[ what ]

[ WHAT ]

what?

Hahahaha wait! Oh my god.
Did you just handwrite an animated gif instead of just typing a response? Is that an actual thing that you just did.
Wow! WOW. Why would anybody ever.

[ Yeah she's not getting it ]

[scramasax]

[Ah, good. In a way. Even if he can't provide the guide he can do this person a bit of good.]

It is not.

Do you have a pen on hand?

[not_good_not_wicked]

Gee are you sure you have time to spend on us poor peasants?

[drama8om8]

No. I don't! That is the point, duh.
GOD!!!!!!!!

[ wait shit this counts as ~*spending time on the peasants*~, doesn't it

um ]

But lucky for you guys I am on my break right now.
My break from incredibly important things! So I can afford to complain about the shoddy bullshit going on here.

[ Yes that's plausible ]

[not_good_not_wicked]

Then if you're spending your free time here we must be like friends!! Welcome, friend.

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[ursoreckless]

Sorry, sweetheart, we didn't mean to steal any of your precious time. [this bleach blond has a Japanese accent and blue eyes and is sitting in front of a huge array of books, some of them actually not manga. there is also a grinning skull lamp hovering right behind his head.]

But if you will take a moment, you can always read this.

[[ infomation dumb on the secret numbers club ]]

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[drama8om8]

[ Octavia isn't one to shy away from video chat, being so ~*FABULOUS*~ and all. So she switches to match!

And doesn't even try to hide that she's judging the hell out of that decor. SKULL LAMP, DUDE? REALLY? ]

I guess I can spare a moment. But just the one! Guh.

[ Okay. Reading. And getting frownier and frownier as she does so. ]

...So do we get free tinfoil hats to go with this shit, or...?

[ She's attempting to remain aloof and disinterested but WOW SOME OF THIS IS KIND OF CONCERNING ]

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[ursoreckless]

[you should see the motif on the reading couch he's lounging on but in all honesty Shou loves his skulls. judge all she wants, but it's obvious that he has money since it's all custom-made]

Only if you think that'll help, but the only people that can see this network are those with the number. You can also use the number on any surface, so don't be surprised that you'll see stuff from ponies and cats or off of menus or tvs.

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[formermagicalgirl]

Sorry we're taking away from your precious porn viewing time.

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[drama8om8]

|KLJSDFHDGH
Nobody mentioned PORN!!!!!!!! What is WRONG with you?
Whose mind goes straight to porn whAT THE FUCK EVEN.

[formermagicalgirl]

Well, you sure didn't mention what keeps you so busy.

[But Tamara definitely is in a weird mood, so she's going to link to this video about how the internet is for porn.]

[testsonseashells]

Have to ask: what keeps you so busy?

[drama8om8]

ALL the things!
You know. Acting and being super popular and cool and in-demand pretty much all of the time.
I am kind of a big deal! 8)

[ she fucking wishes ]

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[wannabered]

[Hi Tavia. Enjoy the view of a Japanese man in his mid 20s with a white scarf on in with a fairly spartan apartment behind him.]

You know, I thought the same thing when I first checked this place out. Then the written messages, the talking cats, and the cave-in proved me wrong.

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[drama8om8]

[ Scarf? WHAT ARE YOU, DUDE? SOME KIND OF FILTHY HIPSTER? Yes she is judging you already. Have fun with that. ]

Fuck the talking cats we are not talking about fucking disneyland chatty animal crap. What cave-in?

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[amberhearted]

People roleplay on the internet?

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[drama8om8]

I hesitate to call them "people".
NERDS roleplay on the internet! Nerds and geeks and dorks and other subhumans. I mean that basically goes without saying. ;D

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[enrages]

five dollars says i am way more busy than you will ever be.
you can't even comprehend the levels of my busitude.
they are "off da charts" as a young, hip rap artist might say in his new album.
and i still had time to figure everything out AND be a kindasorta hero for a day.

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[drama8om8]

Bet accepted. You CAN'T be busier than me, dumbshit!
I am the very busiest there is. You cannot even hope to count the number of irons that I have in the fire. You might say that every single iron in the universe is currently being gently fondled by the flames of my awesome.

 

 

 

You can tell me about the hero shit though.

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[hollowleg]

I'm so glad our little club is being overrun with the most pleasant of people, lately.

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[drama8om8]

You don't know me, dickwad!!!!!!!!
I could be a professional baby-rescuer for all you know. I could be rescuing like eight babies from a fire right now!
And then wouldn't YOU feel dumb. I hope you are suitably contrite about jumping to your terrible conclusions, wow.