"Because they weren't green. None of them. ...The things in Lapland, you understand. It was a tragedy." He shakes his head sadly and then continues petting the wolpertinger. "Putting some in santa costumes was obvious, but I have studied your culture very well, even though Geoff keeps telling me that I haven't. And there's these green persons too. So I shaved some of their beards and painted them green!

But this one is too pretty to do anything. Even though it is the same at the core."