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savetheearth2015-02-22 10:44 am
chalicejoker) wrote in savetheearth2015-02-22 10:44 am
[Action] Yakkity Sax Plays in the Background...
Who:Hajime, Hajime's doppelganger, and anyone brave enough to save a doppelganger from a rampaging bug monster.
What: Hajime has found his doppelganger. Now he's losing control of his killer bug monster instincts as he tries to take care of said doppelganger. Oops.
Where: Around Neuschwanstein Castle.
When: Sunday morning.
Warnings: Angry bugs.
Hajime had been wanting to track down his doppelganger ever since he learned of the idiot's existence. Dressing up in ugly, brightly colored clothing and hanging around bars was not something the real Hajime would ever do, nor was attempting to flirt with...well, anyone. This was all making Hajime look bad, and he didn't appreciate it one bit. So he'd finally tracked the guy down at the castle.
But what he'd failed to realize was that he and the doppelganger shared certain qualities--the doppelganger pinged as another Undead to Hajime's monster senses. This set off Hajime's instinct to fight others of his own kind, and since Hajime was already incredibly angry with the guy, he couldn't stop himself. He transformed into his Joker form without a second thought, bellowed a roar of challenge, and charged at the man like he was intending to do serious bodily harm.
The doppelganger was far less aggressive, despite the Undead power within him, and he wanted absolutely no part of this. He did the only sensible thing here when he saw the original in bug form charging at him--screamed bloody murder in a fashion that would have made a little girl ashamed of herself, and took off running like his life depended on it. Hajime was less than pleased by the response, and he charged right on after his double.
There is now a screaming man in a ridiculously ugly, brightly-colored suit being pursued by an angry, snarling Lord of the Bugmen all over the castle grounds. Maybe someone should step in and put a stop to this. Or at least sell tickets.
What: Hajime has found his doppelganger. Now he's losing control of his killer bug monster instincts as he tries to take care of said doppelganger. Oops.
Where: Around Neuschwanstein Castle.
When: Sunday morning.
Warnings: Angry bugs.
Hajime had been wanting to track down his doppelganger ever since he learned of the idiot's existence. Dressing up in ugly, brightly colored clothing and hanging around bars was not something the real Hajime would ever do, nor was attempting to flirt with...well, anyone. This was all making Hajime look bad, and he didn't appreciate it one bit. So he'd finally tracked the guy down at the castle.
But what he'd failed to realize was that he and the doppelganger shared certain qualities--the doppelganger pinged as another Undead to Hajime's monster senses. This set off Hajime's instinct to fight others of his own kind, and since Hajime was already incredibly angry with the guy, he couldn't stop himself. He transformed into his Joker form without a second thought, bellowed a roar of challenge, and charged at the man like he was intending to do serious bodily harm.
The doppelganger was far less aggressive, despite the Undead power within him, and he wanted absolutely no part of this. He did the only sensible thing here when he saw the original in bug form charging at him--screamed bloody murder in a fashion that would have made a little girl ashamed of herself, and took off running like his life depended on it. Hajime was less than pleased by the response, and he charged right on after his double.
There is now a screaming man in a ridiculously ugly, brightly-colored suit being pursued by an angry, snarling Lord of the Bugmen all over the castle grounds. Maybe someone should step in and put a stop to this. Or at least sell tickets.
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One moment, please. He's busy leaning in the doorway and laughing. This is beautiful.
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Hajime, for his part, ignores Toushirou's doppelganger entirely because that is not his target.
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"Well, why should I? I mean, is this really a big deal?"
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Nope, he just boosts himself up onto a wall. The view is much better here. Damn, he wishes he'd brought popcorn or something; he doesn't want to leave the show in order to get any snacks. What if he misses something good? Nope, he's staying right where he is.
He swings his legs back and forth idly. "Well, did you ever consider . . . I dunno, fighting back yourself? You've got the same powers, right? Don't be such a wuss."
If his original tries to take him out, doppelganger-Toushirou sure isn't going to run around screaming. That situation? That would be a fight. And probably a really cool one, now that he thinks about it. Literally a cool one.
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Toushirou just grins and shrugs. "Well it looks like there's about to be one less of 'em if you don't do something about it. Besides, that shirt is just as bad."
All cheerfully delivered. This is great stuff, man.
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The doppelganger was cut off mid-sentence by the real Hajime suddenly catching him by the collar of said shirt and hurling him across the room.
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He blinks when the Lord of Bugmen tosses him across the room, then giggles again. "Nice distance on that!"
Doppelganger-Toushirou is the least helpful person ever, in case it isn't obvious by now.
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He appears to ponder the question a moment, a thoughtful look crossing his face. And then: "Yeah, pretty much."
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Doppel!
Maybe bright-shirt Hajime should stop being such a little wuss if he doesn't want to die, hm?
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The real Hajime actually looks in doppel-Tony's direction for a moment--demons might be fun to fight, too, but nothing can top an Undead. Back to focusing on his own doppelganger he goes, complete with another nasty snarl.
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"Besides, if I were to help you what would be in it for me?"
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Shouldn't have done that, doppelganger, the big snarling bug freezes in his tracks and stares hard at the card. Maybe he's worried about the damage the doppelganger might be doing to his credit. Or maybe his insane bugmonster instincts have focused on the concept of a card being a threat.
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Experiment time. "Toss it here," He holds out his hand for the card, other hand gripping the
stolenborrowed sword at his side. "How much is on that?" That will determine precisely how much effort he's willing to put into this.no subject
The thrown card gets the real Hajime's attention, and he growls and turns to follow it--only to hear the doppelganger mention other cards. Oh, no, we're not playing that game. Gotta get rid of this guy before other, nastier cards are brought into the picture.