Can't Stop, Won't Stop

[chalicejoker]

Who: Hajime Aikawa's doppelganger and YOU! (And possibly the real Hajime later if he catches wind of this.)
What: Someone's doppelganger wants to par-TAY!
Where: Various clubs around Locke, Vegas, and Neuschwanstein. Someone's using the teleporter to hit as many clubs as he can so the fun never has to stop.
When: February 9-11
Warnings: Clubbing, booze, terrible cheesy pick-up lines.

[A - Clubbing around Locke, Vegas, or Neuschwanstein]

"Hey, you! Get on over here--it's a great party!" To anyone who actually knows Hajime, this scene's going to be just a little weird. It plays out the same wherever you find him--in front of one of any number of small, trashy clubs in Locke; out near a nicer club in Vegas; out near a bustling bar in Germany. He's there, he's wearing a suit that looks like all of the colors of the rainbow have died in its manufacture, and he's grinning and shoving a drink at anyone who looks like they're old enough to be drinking (and possibly even some who don't; he's not responsible enough to care).

To anyone who doesn't know him, hey, there's a friendly guy in an eye-searing suit offering you a free drink outside an establishment of questionable-looking quality. What do?

[B - McDonald's in Locke]

Or, later, after all the clubbing is over, you just might find him at a Locke City McDonald's at 6 AM...where a beleaguered employee is standing in the play area and yelling into the ball pit. "Sir! SIR! If you don't get out of there right now, we're going to have to call the police!"

"Aw, quit your complaining, man, this is fun!" And the doppelganger throws a plastic ball at the guy. Someone should probably intervene.

[C - Neuschwanstein Castle]

Look out, unwary tourists, because a man in mismatched bright clothing is trying to photobomb everything. Everything. It's really a wonder he hasn't been punched in the face yet. Good luck taking a picture without him bothering you.

Comments

[espigeonage]

...birdseed! He's never actually eaten any before. It had been important, for some reason, to stick to human food. But hell, human food is hard work with a beak. He hasn't gone after birdfeeders because he doesn't really like other birds. They want to like him, but they're all dirty. No.

He sidles on a thick branch, looking down, wishing he could just have the sack and eat in peace not near all these noisy people. There's no way the doppleganger's stealing anything though. Hmm. Hm.

[chalicejoker]

The doppelganger opens the sack of seed a little wider and sets it down next to him. "Come on, bro, you know you want it!" And there's a little impatient gesturing at the bag. Get to eating so he can get to photobombing again already.

[espigeonage]

"Hrrmmmmm," he warble-coos, sounding a little like Marge Simpson.

Okay. He jumps down with a flurry of very wide white wings, actually blowing away what's been strewn around, to land and thrust his head into the sack. Belatedly he realizes this was a bad idea and pulls his head back out, tonguing seeds deeper into his beak, trying to determine if he should fly off.

[chalicejoker]

"That's it, knock yourself out!" At least with the bird on the ground, the curious tourists have turned their cameras in this direction, making it very easy for Hajime's doppelganger to photobomb at leisure, oblivious to the angry shouts he's getting in return.

When Julien's doppelganger pulls his head out of the bag, the doppel-Hajime just gives him a cheeky grin. "'Sup, birdie?"

[espigeonage]

He gets an unreadable wide-eyed bird look in return. 'Knock yourself out' is not very promising phrasing if you ask him. Also, people are being noisy. He's hungry, though.

Let's try pecking - a sharp quick grab of a beakful, and then pulling his head out and up to watch for danger as his tongue works busily.

[chalicejoker]

"Man, you're not much of a conversationalist, are you?" The doppelganger gives a theatrical shrug. "Too bad. Bet you could tell all sorts of wild stories about crapping on statues and cars." And as long as the bird's down there eating, the doppelganger is going to keep trying to make life miserable for the tourists trying to get a picture.

[espigeonage]

Julien's doppleganger is able to speak, but has nothing to contribute here. After a moment, beak still full, he shoves his head against the other doppleganger's hand.

Pet him. Pet him or he'll leave.

[chalicejoker]

Well. That's new. The doppelganger reaches over and pets the giant bird in a manner similar to how one might pet a very large dog. "Who's a good birdie? YOU'RE a good birdie!" Is he doing this right? Whatever, the tourists love it.