"Fuck, you're a culinary genius," he says the instant Tony walks in with that bowl of.. whatever the hell it is. There's nachos in it, but it's really something else. A softly impressed whistle leaves him, then he's moving to one side to display the six barely decent movies that are holding options far, far more terrible.

Not that Richard owns any genuinely bad movies, but some are just so bad they're actually worth watching.

"Your choice, li'l man. What are we gonna watch?"