Dwarven Vow #1 | Voice

[boredallready]

Did this go straight to voicemail...?

Uhh, I don't remember whose number this is, but was I supposed to call you about something? It's really weird. I'm not sure why I remember it, but I do, so I probably need it for something important, right?

...Oh shit! Is this your number, Troy? How come I remembered it now after it was due? I'm sorry I forgot. But seriously, who cares about...that thing it was supposed to be about? A-At least she won't give us "F"s for the class! There can't be that much stuff left to grade. And now you should have my number in case we ever get paired up again!

So...right! See ya at school?

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[Audio]

[formermagicalgirl]

[Tamara really is feeling a bit like a troll today, so she's going to do an imitation of those recordings you get when dialing a disconnected number.]

We're sorry but this isn't Troy's number. Please hang up, check the number, do your homework and try again later.

[Audio]

[boredallready]

Oh, it isn't? Then who're you? And why are you telling me what to do?

[Yeah, he's pretty sure she was too specific to be a recording. Pretty awesome if she is, though.]

[Audio]

[formermagicalgirl]

[Tamara will go ahead and keep up with the act of being a recording. Hey, at least it somewhat changes her voice along with being funny.]

Perhaps you should offer who you are first. Assuming you can remember your name better than project due dates.

Voice

[icy_heavens]

The number isn't what you think it is. And whoever Troy is, I pity him for having such a useless project partner.

Voice

[boredallready]

Do I know you? So how can you call me "useless"?!

And what is this? Does it go to a landline or something? Those still exist, right?

[voice]

[darkhourdear]

[LLOYD THERE ARE CHILDREN ON THIS NETWORK oh wait kids don't actually care.]

It's not a phone number.

[voice]

[boredallready]

[Hey, he didn't know! ...But he probably wouldn't care too much anyway...]

You can't pull that on me, kid! How are we talking on the phone, then?

voice;

[angelskills]

One project shouldn't mess up your final grade too badly! I'm sure you and Troy will be okay.

voice;

[boredallready]

Right! I'm pretty sure I'll still pass, so he definitely should, too!

...Uhh, do I know you or something?

[Audio]

[scramasax]

[Ah - someone is making the same mistake he did. And in a vaguely familiar voice as well, if not well, although everything stands to reason given what's said.]

Hello -- this isn't... any one particular person's phone line.

The number you used is more of a, er... passcode. To a - hidden network.

[Audio]

[boredallready]

Really? But what would I need to get on a hidden network for? Unless this is like one of those programs on the computers in the library, but I shouldn't need those for anything now!

[voice; iphone]

[amberhearted]

Yeah, right! My ass was riding on that grade! Do you know what'll happen if I don't pass?

I have to eat salad everyday for the rest of the year.

[ sorry, lloyd. ]

[voice]

[boredallready]

Hey, I said I was sorry! ...You know, you sound really different on the phone. And what's so bad about eating salad? It's an okay side as long as they don't put tomatoes in it.

[ text | cellphone ]

[hoennmaihime]

Thankfully not.

[because there's no way this idiot attends her school. poor troy. geez...]

[ text | cellphone ]

[boredallready]

y is that gud? who r u?

[voice; phone]

[peacefulwinter]

H-how could you just forget about something like that...? That was important to someone... don't just ignore it.

[Winter has a special dislike for people that shun learning opportunities.]

[voice; phone]

[boredallready]

It's really hard to remember when all this stuff is due! I'm in like seven classes at the same time. I still can't figure out why he didn't bring it up at school!

voice {iphone}

[ursoreckless]

[Shou is going to attempt some teasing here. Don't mind him. for translation, hover the mouse over the words]

Nē kodomo, dono yō ni kono bangō o shutoku shita nodesu ka? Anata wa totemo shinde iru!

voice

[boredallready]

What the hell?

Uhh, sorry, I guess I remembered the wrong number?

[Text]

[thepiisatruth]

SUM1'S SCREWED.

[In more ways than one, from the sounds of it!]

[Text]

[boredallready]

wat y? who r u neway?

VOICE

[happybirthdaytoyou]

[Someone is humming the happy birthday song. Lolwut?]

VOICE

[boredallready]

Ummm... It's not my birthday...?

Audio.

[flamberge]

[So much can be said to this. So so much. Instead, Richard just opts to ignore and focus on the important stuff.]

As you should be aware by now, this is not your friend's number. Have you been explained what this number is and all relevant details yet?

Audio.

[boredallready]

[...Something about the sound of this guy's voice is already pissing him off. Huh.]

He's not really my friend. Especially not now...

No! People keep telling me stuff, but it doesn't make any sense!