[handwritten] using the network for fun and academic profit

[gogoghostpowers]

[Danny's number is hastily scrawled across some paper--even just from seeing it you can tell how thin and crappy it is. More importantly, though, it has the following printed on it.]



[To the side, the handwriting is messy and frantic.]

quick, somebody tell me the answer to this question I only have 2 minutes left for it and I have no idea what any of these mean!

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[gogoghostpowers]

[man, he is feeling Kinda Crummy about this now.

He's on a break between test sections, so he's allowed to use his phone for the moment.]

Look, I have to get into college, but it's hard enough when I'm saving the city from the mafia or trying to keep giant monsters from flattening cities halfway across the country. And no one even knows it! I never get cut any slack even though all this is happening--

This is just my way of evening the odds a little.

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[drama8om8]

Oh my god the only way you could sound more like me would 8e if you li8erally sprinkled 8s throughout that.
And said that you "couldn't catch a 8r8k" instead of 8eing cut some slack.
You even mentioned evening the odds! That is my whole schtick. I have had luck-stealing eye lasers and EVERYTHING.
This is distur8ing as fuck. Wally's going to FREAK.

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[gogoghostpowers]

[about ten minutes later]

never mind

i take it back

i'm sorry

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[drama8om8]

Ok NOW you sound less like me.

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[gogoghostpowers]

I screwed up, okay?

I should never have done that. I shouldn't have even tried it.