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Alright, three things.

First off, who's got a change of clothes? I think I vomited on myself and it's starting to smell.

Second off, who pulled me out of that enormous freak battle? Finally somebody does something decent for a change! Waking up in the desert is still a load of cock, but I'd rather take a load of cock than find myself buried alive again. No bonus points for saving me, though--I still died, you dicks!

Third,

[and here he switches to audio. His speech is a little different now--those who are familiar with a variety of British accents might recognize it as being Irish, a far cry from his old New Jersey accent.]

What the fuck even is this accent? What am I, Welsh?

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Haha, oh wow. You sound like Shrek.

Or Hagrid.

[ NEITHER OF WHOM ARE IRISH, A+ ]

THEY AREN'T EVEN WELSH

WHO THE FUCK CARES IT'S ALL 8RITISH.
W8. Test this shit! Say the following out loud and see which sounds right.

English: "It 8e six 8ong, governor! Cheerio pip pip soccer."
Scottish: "Och aye, I love haggis and wearing skirts. The noo."
Irish: "Top o the morning to ye. The kids are after me lucky charms."
Hagrid: "Yer a wizard, Harry."
Welsh:

"I am Welsh."

This is bullshit, they all sound stupid. What do you even know about British people anyway, you're just as much a Jersey piece of shit as I am!

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l m a o you sound like a totally different person.

Well you would too if you suddenly sounded like a character straight out of Mary Poppins!

yeah I know. except Im pretty sure its not going to happen to me and its fucking hilarious when its happening to you.

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On the bright side, you don't stay dead.

[Oh hey, have the voice of a teenage girl with an accent of her own. Hers being a Romanian accent, of course.]

Sounds Irish to me.

Irish? How is it Irish?

And what the hell is your accent supposed to be, Transylvanian?

Romanian.

Have you even heard an Irishman before?

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That's... definitely Irish. Trust me, I grew up in Chicago.

What does that have to do with anything? There aren't Welsh people in Chicago?

I take it you've never been out that way on St. Patty's day. No, there aren't many Welsh people in Chicago. At least, not that I've met. But there is a huge Irish community. And your accent's Irish, Laddy.

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Will you quit dying?

I'm starting to think we need a support group over here.

It's not like it's my fault, I was just standing there! If anyone's to blame here, it's that crab-thing!

You were just standing there when the giant crab attacked? Man, I'm pretty sure you have the worst luck on the network.

Or the best, since you manage to keep surviving it.

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tbh ur accent aint even that intense

i thought it would be

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And what is that supposed to mean?

its not a v STRONG irish accent

its just kinda there

like i expected some sword of the kings level shit here

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No, that is Irish. Like, super Irish. My Irish uncles have lighter accents.

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Or at least most of them, when B's drunk he gets really Irish.

Why do people keep saying it's Irish? It doesn't sound anything like it!

Dude, my mother's entire generation was born in Ireland. I grew up listening to Irish accents and Irish accents mimicking other Irish accent. It's just not a stereotype.

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I'm afraid not. Welsh would sound quite different.

[Not that Emil himself sounds Welsh. But he does sound very distinctly British, on the other hand.]

Oh yeah? Who died and made you King of Shitty British Accents?

No one. But I have heard Welsh accents before.

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