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savetheearth2014-10-05 11:33 am
yerawizarderi) wrote in savetheearth2014-10-05 11:33 am
8th ♒ Video
[At long last it's this hister tool's face again. It seems as though he might have gone missing entirely, gone like the wind and other such metaphors. What a blessing that would have been! Luckily for all of the numbered he's still around! How gracious of him.]
Well, I can rightly say I never expected to know what it was like to lose sense a' all of what's happenin' here. But it happened. Much to my chagrin.
[He almost looks awkward. He knows what he missed, and in a sense he's glad for it, but he also knows how that might reflect on him, and he's really not in the mood to deal with that. Augh.]
So...
[a beat]
I'm back, I know about the shit in bloody Las Vegas, I hope no one worth anythin' died takin' that thing down or whatewer. [Such sympathy!!!] Beyond that, what's been happenin' to the rest a you while I was away? Kinda got whisked off to the UK for a month or so. Family reasons, you know how it is.
[Yes good, he is so in the clear now.]
So, a bit outta the loop an' such, some briefin' on matters that ain't makin' the headlines would be appreciated, but anyone comin' at me with bullshit will be ignore outright. I'm sorta in a mood, an' not one that can entertain your worthless antagonizin'.
[There's only a select few who would waste his time doing that, and who will come regardless, but perhaps that will deter those who aren't complete assholes.]
Well, I can rightly say I never expected to know what it was like to lose sense a' all of what's happenin' here. But it happened. Much to my chagrin.
[He almost looks awkward. He knows what he missed, and in a sense he's glad for it, but he also knows how that might reflect on him, and he's really not in the mood to deal with that. Augh.]
So...
[a beat]
I'm back, I know about the shit in bloody Las Vegas, I hope no one worth anythin' died takin' that thing down or whatewer. [Such sympathy!!!] Beyond that, what's been happenin' to the rest a you while I was away? Kinda got whisked off to the UK for a month or so. Family reasons, you know how it is.
[Yes good, he is so in the clear now.]
So, a bit outta the loop an' such, some briefin' on matters that ain't makin' the headlines would be appreciated, but anyone comin' at me with bullshit will be ignore outright. I'm sorta in a mood, an' not one that can entertain your worthless antagonizin'.
[There's only a select few who would waste his time doing that, and who will come regardless, but perhaps that will deter those who aren't complete assholes.]
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[ It was either that or "WHO ARE YOU, AGAIN?" and she figured this would be more irritating, okay. ]
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howw fortunate for you that you wwerent racked wwith grief ovver my absence you ought to thank that ovveractivve imagination of yours
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I have thought a8out you nonstop since. Whenever you disappeared. Constantly! ALL THE TIME.
When I was fighting the cra8 with all the other 8adasses, I had to take time out JUST to think incredi8ly lewd and inappropri8 thoughts a8out you. 8 times!
Alan has had to cradle me every night and whisper comfortingly in my ear that you would 8e 8ack soon.
It has all 8een so hard!
(Sarcasm.)
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thanks youre truly a fuckin marvvel
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anywway you got anythin wworthwwhile to tell me or are you just seekin attention right noww
like i said im in a mood and so i really dont wwant to entertain your neediness
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You said you know a8out Vegas, so I guess the whole cra8 8attle is old news. At least for people who weren't cool and heroic enough to 8e there!
For those of us who AREN'T cowards it is still kind of a 8ig deal. 8ut hey! Moving on.
I guess the mafia is going to murder us all now? I guess that is pretty important inform8tion to people who aren't immortal. Or strong. Or competent.
8ut I gueeeeeeeess even that 8n't important compared to whatever it is that has got you in a mood! A mysterious mystery mood. How could I 8e so insensitive and not ask you what metaphorical 8ug has nestled itself 8etween your 8uttcheeks?
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wwhat the fuck has you so fuckin pissy anywway wwhat did i evven do noww
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[ He's already bristling. This guy knows how to push buttons, even when he isn't really trying to. "No one worth anything", really? But he holds it back. Maybe a different approach will be better. ]
...are you okay?
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[He pauses at the question though, his mouth pulling into a thin line as he purses his lips, as if he's contemplating the answer. Flatly:]
I'm fan-fuckin'-tastic, couldn't be better. Why?
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[ Okay, he can think of a reason. Or two. But in the long run... ]
I just... I wouldn't want anyone to burn out.
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i just knoww theres a unsavvory feww that are more than ready to jump on me evvery chance they get like im some wwounded gazelle and theyre a starvvin lion
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Have you triied just iignoriing them?
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wwhat do you think im stupid??
[He has, in fact, not tried that. At all.]
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As II've barely saiid two words two you II don't really have any opiiniion about your iintelliigence.
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[Yes he did finger quotes.]
I suggest you learn to deal with it, or just go on your way. [And he does a gestural shooing motion.]
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What's so special about this mood then? Or are you just always in a mood?
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[Eyeroll.]
It's special in the fact it's absolutely none of your business. But no, I'm not always in this mood.
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...Alright jeez, I was just asking!
At least you're not always like this. That's a plus.
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