07. video, backdated to 9/26 (post crab battle)

[waltharius]

[ Have a view of Walter's impeccably clean bedroom, network. Except today, it has a little addition. Several, actually -- the room is infested with what appears to be dozens of lizards. They're on the walls. They're on the furniture. One is even on Walter, who is looking bug-eyed and frantic. He gestures wildly at the mess, as if there's anyone who could have possibly missed this blizzard of lizards. ]

Lizards!

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[waltharius]

I never give him any, mom's the one that sp-

[ Another lizard crawls up his back and perches on his head, which makes him yelp. ]

[notbloody]

GET IT!

[Jumping up and down. GO GO GET THE LIZARD YOU MAY ONLY BE A HUMAN BUT YOU CAN DO IT! there might be an excited bark or two in here. ...This is a bit loud to stay a hidden activity, but she is a puppy and doesn't quite have that noise levels thing down yet.

DO IT WALTER THE PUPPY BELIEVES IN YOU!]

[waltharius]

I -

[ He lunges for it and ends up smacking himself in the head as it crawls back down. This happens a couple more times but finally he manages to grab it before it can escape. ]

I got it!

[notbloody]

BITE IT!

[Jumping up and down, yipping excitedly. GO GO GO HUMAN!]

[waltharius]

Oh, no, I'm not going to -- I don't really want to kill any of them, not if I can help it...

[notbloody]

You are weird.

Then put it out of the window? That is what my mistress does.

[waltharius]

Not by human standards.

[ He leaves the frame for a moment, going to the window to do just that before the thing can wriggle out of his hands. ]

I should get back to work. [ BUT FIRST... ] Does your mistress know where you are right now?

[notbloody]

Humans are weird though. [No seriously between her mistress and her mate, Eugen and Cecil, and all the other humans that she's met... she's fairly sure that humans are just weird.]

She knows that I'm in her room! [...though not necessarily what she's doing.]

[waltharius]

Good. And thanks for the, um. Encouragement.

[notbloody]

[Floweregg wants to reply something, but then she is suddenly lifted up, and a woman glares into the feed instead with an expression that can probably murder not only kittens but also grown bears.]

Don't tell anyone you saw her.

[And the feed ends.]

[waltharius]

[ what the CHRIST ]