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[...Jovan doesn't know how to act on the network any more. They know who he is now, they have a name and a face they can attach to the messages, so he doesn't know what he can or can't say any more.

And he especially doesn't know what to do and how to do it after he died and was dug up by some of the people on this network. So he just goes for the most neutral phrasing possible.]

So.

How do you track down the person who received all your stuff after you died if you don't know who they are?

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What an interesting question!

A real mystery!

Maybe we need to stake-out the coroner's office?

Or go deep undercover as a clerk!

Excellent idea, Miria!

What?

You're kidding, right?

I can never tell with you two.

...no?

Should we be?

You know what, I don't even know.

Go disguise yourself as coroners or whatever the hell you had planned, let me know how it goes.

You got it!

What sort of undercover names should we pick?

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Well do you have next of kin? If not, it probably was given to charity. That or it ended up in storage somewhere.

I know who it was given to! I just don't know who they are.

Come again?

[yeah okay that was pretty vague]

I know who they are, kind of. I just don't know their name or what they look like.

Oh, that makes a little more sense. Can you look it up at the coroner's office? Or maybe with insurance? IDK how you'd be able to do that aside from "Hi I died but I am not dead, surprise?"

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That's right, you were dead...

[Give him a second to read back. He's so. So out of it.]

What exactly are you looking to get back? If you have family they should know.

I don't know, everything? They got half of all my stuff when I died!

Is there any reason you wouldn't be able to contact your close family members?

Because they're the ones I'm trying to get my shit BACK from!

I don't think you're understanding my question. I'm not asking why you want to contact them, that part's obvious. I'm asking why you haven't yet.

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[They usually use text to talk over the network, and Nick honestly isn't sure if Jovan'll connect his voice to the cop who pulled him out of the rubble.

But he's not going to try to hide it if he can actually help.]

I can get you their names, or put you in contact with them. Have you gotten them to reverse your legal status?

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[The voice is strangely familiar. Jovan can't place why, but he's certain he's spoken to this guy before somewhere.

He's not comfortable switching to audio himself, though. He only did that audio post a few weeks ago because he had no choice in his coffin.]

I tried, but I don't know if it worked. It's not every day a dead man walks in asking to get his records fixed.

[there's a soft snort.]

No, it isn't. And your case is more complicated because it's cross jurisdictions. I'm going to guess the Las Vegas people didn't like being told that they didn't actually have a case.

UUUUUUUUUUGH BUREAUCRACY

^ pretend that was a really long groan

I don't even care if they get this shit filed, I just want my stuff back. I'll do it off the books if I have to.

Very vivid imagery, I don't even think I have to pretend.

I'll talk to the detective who had your case. I can probably get the paperwork fast tracked, but if it makes you feel better, I can pass on where your stuff went and pretend I didn't hear anything about doing stuff off the books.

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Um

maybe call the people who gave away your stuff and ask who took it?

If it was that simple, don't you think I would've already managed it by now?

I guess? Im just trying to help

[God he wants to be an asshole. He wants to be an asshole so badly right now, but everyone knows who is behind this network number now, and they'll know exactly who said it.

He doubts they'd do anything, but them just KNOWING makes him rein himself in.]

Trying doesn't mean actually doing it.

[...to be fair, he was trying. He just genuinely sucks at interacting with other human beings, period.]

I know, okay?

[She wanted to be helpful, more than ever, but this wasn't working out very well.]

Did anyone else give any help?