grannyfucker: (AH~ GIRL LOOK AT THAT BODY)
Jovan Burzek (Nathan Young) ([personal profile] grannyfucker) wrote in [community profile] savetheearth 2014-08-30 09:45 pm (UTC)

audio/action;

[Dick Jovan (JOVAN, DAMMIT) hears some sort of commotion above him that gets progressively louder, as does at least one human voice. Oh my god. Oh my god this is it he's getting saved.

Logically, he knows he should breathe a sigh of relief and lean back, using up as little air as he can before they dig him out.

Fuck logic.

Jovan starts pounding even harder, now even kicking the coffin where he can, screaming some sort of mix between "GET ME OUT OF HERE ALREADY" and "THANK GOD, OH JESUS, I PROMISE I'LL GO TO CHURCH EVERY WEEKEND FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT CHURCH BUT I SWEAR I'LL GO TO ONE THANK YOU GOD"]

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