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Arthur Curry | Aquaman ([personal profile] italktofish) wrote in [community profile] savetheearth2013-05-30 08:41 pm

Adventure 02 | Various

[So, ever since he's found the network, Arthur has been so excited at finding a bunch of new people to talk to. And he's been trying quite hard to talk with everyone! Over the past few days, he's left a series of messages on the network of varying levels of unimportance. Indulge him? Tell him to quit spamming with this mess? Pick your poison; just specify which message you're replying to!]



[Text and Picture, Backdated to Saturday, May 25]



HOW HARD DO YOU THINK IT WOULD BE TO ADOPT ONE OF THESE

IT WOULD BE GREAT WE COULD HAVE SO MUCH FUN TOGETHER






[Video, Backdated to Sunday, May 26]

[So it's late at night, but look, there's Arthur making another video transmission. He's pointing it at the TV, which is playing a commercial for some spray-can sealant that seals stuff so well, it can even make a functional raft out of a screen door.]

Do you think that stuff actually WORKS?





[Video, Backdated to Monday, May 27]

[The video feed opens, and once again, Arthur is sitting there with Slippy, his goldfish.]

Look! Slippy's learned a new trick! Slippy! What's four plus four?

[The fish will swim around in a quick figure 8. It can't really do math; it just knows that when Arthur asks it what four plus four is, it is to swim around in this pattern.]

OUTRAGEOUS, isn't it?





[Doodle on a Paper Bag, Backdated to Tuesday, May 28]

[Arthur's stuck in traffic, so what better way to pass the time than to doodle on a paper bag? He's made a goofy cartoony drawing of a smiling fish with a speech bubble proudly proclaiming "HELLO!" to everyone.]





[Forwarded Email, Backdated to Wednesday, May 29]

[Arthur has decided to brighten everyone's day, so he has forwarded an email to the entire network! It's quite obviously a forwarded email and not something Arthur has written himself (attached is a list of email addresses of every poor person who was ever sent this thing, and it's probably been making the rounds since 2003 or so), but it's still bad enough.]

just remember that you are important

S~M~I~L~E



*~*~*~*~*~*~*tomorrow is going to be a great day*~*~*~*~*~*~*



[The message runs on a lot longer in a similar fashion all "inspirational"-like and in "whimsical" purple Comic Sans. He really shouldn't pass on any more emails Granny Curry sends him...]





[Video, Thursday, May 30"]

[Arthur's cheerfully waving at the camera before starting to speak.]

So, I got thrown out of the grocery store today! Can you BELIEVE that? All I was trying to do was to have a nice conversation with the lobsters, and they threw me out, just like that! I was even trying to be quiet about it, too...!

[And now he's holding up a live lobster.]

At least they still let me take Charlene here home!

visionarykitten: (confused)

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[personal profile] visionarykitten 2013-06-06 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
Why? That's boring.

[He may be a cat, but he's also a teenager. Sort of. If he were a human boy, he'd be about twelve or thirteen, after all.]
visionarykitten: (content)

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[personal profile] visionarykitten 2013-06-07 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
Sometimes, maybe. But I have my ehhif for that. Or the other People here. Purring at each other is a lot more relaxing than looking at food you can't eat.
visionarykitten: (lookup)

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[personal profile] visionarykitten 2013-06-09 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
Ehhif. Uh. A two-footer. A-- a human. Like you. I have one who's mine.

[He won't say "owner" because ew, he's not owned. And he won't say "master" because he's not a dog. But he'll definitely call Alex "his".]

You know. The one carrying me before. When we met the... the long-faced one. Cindy.
visionarykitten: (confused)

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[personal profile] visionarykitten 2013-06-10 07:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[Gomez is a little hesitant to agree to being similar to anything without knowing more about it.]

I don't know. Who's Slippy?
visionarykitten: (Default)

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[personal profile] visionarykitten 2013-06-13 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Why 'of course'? I couldn't have known that.

[Gomez sounds a little sour, there. But then, y'know, adolescent male.]

I don't think it's really the same. I'm a lot smarter than a goldfish.
visionarykitten: (annoyed)

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[personal profile] visionarykitten 2013-06-16 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. I'll take your word for that, I guess.

[This conversation is making Gomez's ears tired.]

Just. You know. Be careful with the pictures of v-- of water, okay?
visionarykitten: (confused)

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[personal profile] visionarykitten 2013-06-16 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
... thanks.

[He's not sure he believes the guy, but he'll let it go. This time. He taps the iPad screen, and the connection severs.]