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savetheearth2014-08-13 10:21 pm
flamberge) wrote in savetheearth2014-08-13 10:21 pm
[closed] it's all fun and games
Who: Danny Fenton, Karl Aurion
When: 8/13, evening
Where: A block or two away from a Starbucks
What: Super-strength antics lead to the end of a poor, innocent lamp's life.
[Coffee: truly nature's miracle invention. Okay, maybe it was people who made it but point still stands that the stuff is fantastic. Tea might be good; coffee is better. Nothing beats that smooth liquid giving someone the rush they need to survive the day. Karl gives a satisfied sigh after taking a sip of his piping hot Americano. He walks down a street, paying some attention to his surroundings but mostly basking in the gloriousness of his drink. Overpriced coffee: well worth it.
The goodness of coffee only goes so far, however. Factor in human error and you have a recipe for disaster. The human error for today: a lid not popped on tightly enough. As soon as Karl brings the drink to his mouth POP comes off the lid. The hot coffee spills all over the top of Karl's shirt, pants, shoes and whatever else. Overpriced coffee: wasted.
Taken completely off guard, the cop stumbles forward without noticing the uneven pavement directly. What happens next would be comical on any cartoon show. The idiot main character trips. A balancing act is then attempted and fails. Finally, the character stumbles forward until something breaks their fall. In Karl's case, said object happens to be a light post. His hand slams against it! Success!! You know, if it weren't for that pesky little thing called super strength. The metal light post bends clear in half. Oh. Whoops.]
When: 8/13, evening
Where: A block or two away from a Starbucks
What: Super-strength antics lead to the end of a poor, innocent lamp's life.
[Coffee: truly nature's miracle invention. Okay, maybe it was people who made it but point still stands that the stuff is fantastic. Tea might be good; coffee is better. Nothing beats that smooth liquid giving someone the rush they need to survive the day. Karl gives a satisfied sigh after taking a sip of his piping hot Americano. He walks down a street, paying some attention to his surroundings but mostly basking in the gloriousness of his drink. Overpriced coffee: well worth it.
The goodness of coffee only goes so far, however. Factor in human error and you have a recipe for disaster. The human error for today: a lid not popped on tightly enough. As soon as Karl brings the drink to his mouth POP comes off the lid. The hot coffee spills all over the top of Karl's shirt, pants, shoes and whatever else. Overpriced coffee: wasted.
Taken completely off guard, the cop stumbles forward without noticing the uneven pavement directly. What happens next would be comical on any cartoon show. The idiot main character trips. A balancing act is then attempted and fails. Finally, the character stumbles forward until something breaks their fall. In Karl's case, said object happens to be a light post. His hand slams against it! Success!! You know, if it weren't for that pesky little thing called super strength. The metal light post bends clear in half. Oh. Whoops.]
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[He plops it back into its proper place. Maybe a small flinch follows that. Sudden super hearing and eyesight always sucks the first few seconds.]
Irksome as the abilities can be, better to have them at my disposal and know how to use them than not.
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[He looks down at his own hand. There's nothing like a crystal in it, but, well. He did just use it to reduce a car to scrap metal in a few seconds flat.]
Maybe I should practice with the super strength too. So that I actually know what to do with it when I really need it.