The Great Hero Hamel (
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savetheearth2014-06-28 11:45 pm
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006 | Video [dated 30/6]
[After a week of radio silence, Emil is broadcasting from his room. He’s without a hat today, horn visible through his blonde hair. He also gave up the contacts, showing his now red eyes. People who know him might notice he’s more subdued than usual, but then again he almost got murdered violently.]
You all heard about that mob incident in Vegas. Some of you probably have questions, so… here goes.
[A pause. He looks very serious.]
Yes, it was a lot like being in a zombie movie, except these guys weren’t rotting and they didn’t try to eat my brain. Also, little old ladies are strangely strong. Walkers are deadly weapons, it’s scary.
[Sigh.]
Anyway. The cultists are having a field day with this. I thought going back to Locke would get them off my back but they keep sending me these facebook messages. I think some of them are supposed to be encouraging but it’s just creepy as fuck:
”Face your true self.”
“You let us down you’re an asshole”. This guy spelled “you’re” wrong. Dick.
“Work harder exclamation mark exclamation mark. You’re a child of the shell exclamation mark exclamation mark exclamation mark exclamation mark” and so on. Next.
”The great lobster is displeased”, “Sorry if I hit you” - huh, that’s nice actually - “That horn is really cute”, “Don’t be afraid just look inside”, “You owe me a new megaphone” - uh. [He looks away, sheepish.] This one has a point... anyway, you get the picture. I got like dozens of these. It’s really annoying.
[He rubs his eyes. Now it’s obvious he’s trying hard to keep up appearance.]
I dunno. There’s always a chance of outing yourself but I wish it was nicer than failed cult icon and “demon kid destroys a fountain.”
[And he turns off the video.]
You all heard about that mob incident in Vegas. Some of you probably have questions, so… here goes.
[A pause. He looks very serious.]
Yes, it was a lot like being in a zombie movie, except these guys weren’t rotting and they didn’t try to eat my brain. Also, little old ladies are strangely strong. Walkers are deadly weapons, it’s scary.
[Sigh.]
Anyway. The cultists are having a field day with this. I thought going back to Locke would get them off my back but they keep sending me these facebook messages. I think some of them are supposed to be encouraging but it’s just creepy as fuck:
”Face your true self.”
“You let us down you’re an asshole”. This guy spelled “you’re” wrong. Dick.
“Work harder exclamation mark exclamation mark. You’re a child of the shell exclamation mark exclamation mark exclamation mark exclamation mark” and so on. Next.
”The great lobster is displeased”, “Sorry if I hit you” - huh, that’s nice actually - “That horn is really cute”, “Don’t be afraid just look inside”, “You owe me a new megaphone” - uh. [He looks away, sheepish.] This one has a point... anyway, you get the picture. I got like dozens of these. It’s really annoying.
[He rubs his eyes. Now it’s obvious he’s trying hard to keep up appearance.]
I dunno. There’s always a chance of outing yourself but I wish it was nicer than failed cult icon and “demon kid destroys a fountain.”
[And he turns off the video.]
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But even if it was Russel's fault, it doesn't matter. Being mad at Russel's not gonna magically put us in better light. The only thing people off the network knows it that the Numbered caused trouble again.
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[Sigh]
I'm not saying it's gonna make things better. And me losing it sure as hell didn't help. But honestly? I'm still mad and I don't care. I can't be a bigger person right now.
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Just -- just be careful, all right? Like don't do anything that'll get you in trouble.
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[Well. Any more than he already did.]
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I'm just saying -- if you need help, I'll help. I can heal, too.
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... Especially me. As long as I don't hit by "darkness" spells I won't even take much damage, whatever that is.
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We've got weaknesses and I have a one-hit-kill spell. If someone who'll use this to hurt people had it, it'd be bad.