知念翔 | Chinen Shou (
ursoreckless) wrote in
savetheearth2013-05-27 03:35 pm
video {iphone}
[Here, have a wide-eye bleach blond, network. He's sitting in on a curb, ignoring the fact that his leather pants might be damaged by whatever garbage is laying around, and looking like he just seen a ghost or something. Then he goes from scared to completely pissed off, though it's still not about the expensive pants. Nope, it's about the car since he turns the camera to face the poor thing with a damaged front end sitting in the ruins of what had been a couple trash bins.
He doesn't turn the camera on him as he addresses the general public.]
I got run off the road by a fucking keukegen!
[Because that's the only reason why he would have swerved. He's not that bad at driving ridiculously fast cars after all. The tow truck appears and he takes the camera off the car in order to pout a little. He's bleeding but he doesn't care.]
Okay, it didn't run me off the road but it still popped up in front of me without a warning. Fucking thing's gone now and I don't even know what I've seen except it was hairy and not exactly big. If I didn't know any better I'd call it a stray dog or something, but...
[There's an officer chatting with the towing people before turning and making his way back to Shou. Shou sighs - dramatically.]
Gotta go.
He doesn't turn the camera on him as he addresses the general public.]
I got run off the road by a fucking keukegen!
[Because that's the only reason why he would have swerved. He's not that bad at driving ridiculously fast cars after all. The tow truck appears and he takes the camera off the car in order to pout a little. He's bleeding but he doesn't care.]
Okay, it didn't run me off the road but it still popped up in front of me without a warning. Fucking thing's gone now and I don't even know what I've seen except it was hairy and not exactly big. If I didn't know any better I'd call it a stray dog or something, but...
[There's an officer chatting with the towing people before turning and making his way back to Shou. Shou sighs - dramatically.]
Gotta go.

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