Shadowmaru { BP-501 } (
sassymaru) wrote in
savetheearth2014-06-09 08:03 pm
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[It's a pretty nice evening. Sunset, or about that. A nice breeze through the trees and...]
[There is a dog in one of the downtown parks. This would not be an unusual occurrence, except that the dog in question is about the size of a Great Dane, purple, and made of metal. Its eyes are also glowing -- orange, actually. Not that it thinks of itself as a dog, oh no.]
[It's a wolf, dammit.]
[The canine in question seems relatively unconcerned with the fact it's snooping through the park, without anyone else in tow -- such as an owner, or partner who should be keeping tabs on him. He -- because he'd be the first to tell you he is very much a "he" -- just seems to be out for a stroll, trotting about, and exploring. He's been in the park before, sure. But never like this.]
[Do you approach?]
[A) while he lurks in the bushes, watching you? Glowing eyes and all.]
[B) while he gives in to some inane canine desire and goes chasing after a wayward ball across an open field?]
[or]
[C) while he slinks off toward the park's restrooms, carefully looking around for any prying eyes... he left his clothes in there, after all.]
[There is a dog in one of the downtown parks. This would not be an unusual occurrence, except that the dog in question is about the size of a Great Dane, purple, and made of metal. Its eyes are also glowing -- orange, actually. Not that it thinks of itself as a dog, oh no.]
[It's a wolf, dammit.]
[The canine in question seems relatively unconcerned with the fact it's snooping through the park, without anyone else in tow -- such as an owner, or partner who should be keeping tabs on him. He -- because he'd be the first to tell you he is very much a "he" -- just seems to be out for a stroll, trotting about, and exploring. He's been in the park before, sure. But never like this.]
[Do you approach?]
[A) while he lurks in the bushes, watching you? Glowing eyes and all.]
[B) while he gives in to some inane canine desire and goes chasing after a wayward ball across an open field?]
[or]
[C) while he slinks off toward the park's restrooms, carefully looking around for any prying eyes... he left his clothes in there, after all.]

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Of course, as she passes the bushes, she can't shrug off the feeling that she's being watched, even more than usual.]
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[This would also be the perfect time to test his sneaking skills. Skulking along in the bushes as she walks.]
[Keeping an eye on her. Because that's not creepy at all.]
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She continues along the path, oblivious to whatever was watching her, or not. She comes to a stop and begins to look around, obviously feeling like she's being watched.
It's probably just the crows.]
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[He might have echoed back a good deal of ninja stalking skills. But he's still not entirely used to utilizing them. There's a vaguely canine yelp, and he does his best to flatten himself down in a bush slightly too small to contain him.]
[That sure is a foot poking out of the undergrowth.]
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[Okay, so that was seriously something watching her. Her attention, actually was drawn to the crow in the tree above him. It squawked once before taking off, but by then Rakka's attention was already drawn to the bushes.
...Oh god, was she being followed by another spirit guide?]
...Uh, hello?
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[Yeah. Smooth.]
[There is a very long silence after she speaks. Then, almost sheepishly:]
... Nothing to see here!
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Clearly, he is the master of stealth.]
Uh...!
[Welp, there's cause for alarm now. Rakka takes a few steps away from the bushes, keeping her eyes trained on the spot where the foot was.]
I, uh....
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[He just leaves a long, awkward silence right here.]
...
If it isn't obvious I mean you about as much harm as a dust bunny would, I'm not sure how else to make that clear.
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And, yeah. A thing in the bushes talking to her. This isn't something she was thinking would happen.]
...Well, I mean, you could stop... hiding?
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[There's a quiet rustling in the bushes.]
You have my complete and utter word -- I've no ill intentions whatsoever. So... please, don't panic.
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...Uh, okay...
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[He stays put a little bit longer. Before he heaves himself to his feet, and slinks out of the bush, his head hanging.]
[Like a sulking dog, really.]
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Uh, well. Huh.
While Rakka does take a step or two away from the big, metal dog, she doesn't run. She seems to be trusting the beast.]
Whoa...
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[He sits, tilting his head at her.]
Yes, well. I suppose it is rather impressive.
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You're... you're a robot dog.
[At least, that's what she thinks he is.]
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Wolf. I'm not a dog.
[Yes you are.]
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Uh, okay then, robot wolf.
[Totally a dog.]
Why were you watching me from the bushes like that?
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[... just like a dog.]
You were alone in a park at night. I was making sure you got out safely.
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So, you were protecting me.
[She looks at him confusedly, until she asks,]
Are you another spirit guide or something?
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[His ears flick, and he cocks his head to the other side.]
Mm, no. Not as such. I'm with the police force.
[C]
Curved spine against the outside of the apparently deserted park's restrooms, he's exchanging foreign, hushed words with an informant. He stops mid-sentence, though, when he sees a dark, approaching shape. Clearly, he was mistaken when he assumed that this park was seldom in use during these lonesome hours.]
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[Very slowly, he starts to inch forward. Maybe if he goes slowly enough, he'll slip under the proverbial radar.]
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There's no hope getting under the radar, because right now, L's edging toward the bathroom door, thinking that maybe if he can put a door between himself and the animal for a time, it'll lose interest and leave him to walk home in peace. Of all the nights to leave his ice staff at home... he's defenseless, and as a result, pretty wary.]
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[He huffs, and hunkers down in a patch of brush, hoping maybe the lack of movement or other such obvious presence will make the guy leave the bathroom door, at least.]
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[But -- maybe he can wait this out.]
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Seems someone left some rather essential things here...]
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[He huffs, and sucks it up. He needs those things. And he can hear the plastic rustling from here. Attempting his best growl... he shoves at the door with his head, trying to remember if it's pull or push and hoping for the latter.]
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Clearly, his attempt to hide and wait for it to lose interest wasn't very effective. Cursing under his breath, he ends his attempted call and throws himself against the door. He's a skinny thing, 110 pounds soaking wet with a willowy, insubstantial build. If the animal outside is persistent, it'll probably overpower him relatively quickly.
He has worked too hard to die here. He raises his voice, making it sound as rough and fierce as he possibly can as he braces against the door with every ounce of his strength.]
If you're intelligent... numbered... you'd better show me a sign quick. I'll use my powers to defend myself as a last resort, and trust me, you do not want me to feel like that's necessary...!
[It's a bluff that he tries to keep from sounding as desperate as it is. L has no powers, no weapons, no ability to even make a fist with either hand.]
A // late tag is the latest
Uh.
[Spooky. He clears his throat, not quite able to see what the source of the light is.]
Sweet trick, what's your next one?
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[He really needed to work on this whole ninja stealth business. Clearly, he wasn't very good at it. He shifted in the bushes.]
I'm... just a figment of your imagination.
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[Nope.]
And I was born yesterday.