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[abhero]

i’m fucking sick of this echo bullshit
FUCKING SICK
this crap got me FIRED today and now i have to explain it to mom and find something else
any suggestions for a 16 yr old that don’t include constantly dealing w/people
i don’t think i should do customer service anymore
god i HATE this personality rewriting shit I REALLY FUCKING HATE IT JFC IT’S RUINING MY LIFE

[Guess who echoed back an explosive temper that got him into a screaming match with a particularly rude customer. Turns out bosses don’t appreciate workers who call customers “you stupid fucking asshole” and throw their groceries on the floor.]

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[abhero]

[He did leave out the monster instincts urging him to kill everyone but yeah, he thinks the rest is pretty amazing.]

yeah there's a lot of crap but the good stuff are FUCKING AWESOME
maybe you'll get lucky

[nowi_wins]

I keep hoping.
So far all I have is a rock, a weird book, and an axe.
An axe made of glass.
Which I'm pretty sure is the most useless thing that ever existed ever.

[abhero]

maybe it's a magic axe

[nowi_wins]

People used to tell me that about the rock.
I think past me just collected random junk.

[abhero]

idk rock's a rock but a glass axe seems too weird to be junk
you have to make it on special order and shit

[nowi_wins]

omg that's a good point!
Maybe I should try doing stuff with it.
See if it does anything special.

[Doing stuff with it is likely to entail cutting something important in half accidentally and then breaking the axe. But at least she's excited it.]

[abhero]

[Oops?]

yeah maybe if you try you'll get a power or remember how to do stuff w/ it that's how it works w/ stuff

[nowi_wins]

Yeah!
I'll try a few things.
See what happens.
Thanks for the advice!

[There is a brief pause, then another message.]

Good luck with the job thing.

[abhero]

ty
good luck w/ the axe