03 [Video]

[onecream_fivesugar]

[The video opens to Robyn sitting at her desk in her room, she looks incredibly excited.]

Everyone, I've got something to show you!

Yesterday I got my very first super power! It's pretty cool and to prove it I'm going to show you!

[Robyn will stand up and step back from the chair.]

Alright, three, two, one... Go! [She'll throw her arms into air and ...Nothing will happen at all. She'll just stand there awkwardly for a second before she realizes that it didn't work.]

Wh-Okay, that was practice. This time it's for real.

[She'll throw her arms up again but once again nothing will happen.]

Oh come on! It was doing it earlier, I swear! Come on. Work, WORK!

[She'll close her eyes and start to concentrate really hard. After a solid twenty seconds of nothing happening. She'll huff and stomp her foot.]

Ugh! Why isn't it working!?

...This is so embarrassing...

[She'll hang her head in defeat and slowly move back to sit down at her desk.]

Okay, show's over. You can all laugh now...

Comments

[grannyfucker]

It's true enough that you can't deny it.

[onecream_fivesugar]

Well I'm not perfect or anything.

[grannyfucker]

Well by the sounds of it, you're not even close.

Tell me, just how bad are your grades? Hmm? I wonder how much your parents have to drink to forget them.

[onecream_fivesugar]

MY PARENTS DON'T DRINK TO FORGET MY GRADES!!!!!!1

[Her mom didn't at least. ...She's not sure about her dad.]

[grannyfucker]

[Jovan's response is the same video response repeated back to Robyn, except with the word "don't" edited out, so it sounds like she's actually saying "MY PARENTS DRINK TO FORGET MY GRADES!"]

Looks like you beg to differ.

[onecream_fivesugar]

[She doesn't know how to respond, this has left her completely stunned.]

Wha-Ho-Whe-How did you even do that!?

[grannyfucker]

The magic of technology. It's fascinating what we can do in the year 2014, isn't it?