Kevin Cecil (
senseandcecilbility) wrote in
savetheearth2014-06-01 11:23 am
video; first! | open
[And so Cecil Keller finally fed the number to his perfectly safe Windows 95 and hoped the madness would go away.
He was, of course, terribly wrong.
As a result, you are now looking at the nonplused face of a young man in his late twenties. Unfortunately, the image resolution is not that great and unlikely to get any better. But he seems to be wearing a USPS uniform. And there are so many paperbacks and potted plants in the background that you might wonder why he has not been entombed yet.]
…Hello?
Hello?
[Cecil’s voice is smooth, though perhaps a little too even. He is not a particularly good liar and anyone can notice the underlying shock at the surrealistic situation, but he is trying his best to keep his feelings under control.]
...Excuse me. I apologize for the inconvenience, but it seems that I am having a... er... psychotic episode? Numbers and...now this.
I-I am quite aware that one should not indulge in their own hallucinations. [Particularly those inspired by irresponsible and sensationalist journalism, no doubt.] However, in the event that you are real and watching this, I would be most grateful if you called emergency and let them know there is something odd with Cecil Keller at… [he states his Vegas address, clearly and carefully.].
If my condition becomes permanent, I would like to declare that everything that belongs to me should be used to support my neighborhood’s public library after my death...everything but the penguin figurines. Those should be inhered by Mrs. Halifax on the first floor, who once expressed interest in them and also taught me how to remove mustard stains. Oh, and only if it is not too much trouble, could anyone look after my ferns?
He was, of course, terribly wrong.
As a result, you are now looking at the nonplused face of a young man in his late twenties. Unfortunately, the image resolution is not that great and unlikely to get any better. But he seems to be wearing a USPS uniform. And there are so many paperbacks and potted plants in the background that you might wonder why he has not been entombed yet.]
…Hello?
Hello?
[Cecil’s voice is smooth, though perhaps a little too even. He is not a particularly good liar and anyone can notice the underlying shock at the surrealistic situation, but he is trying his best to keep his feelings under control.]
...Excuse me. I apologize for the inconvenience, but it seems that I am having a... er... psychotic episode? Numbers and...now this.
I-I am quite aware that one should not indulge in their own hallucinations. [Particularly those inspired by irresponsible and sensationalist journalism, no doubt.] However, in the event that you are real and watching this, I would be most grateful if you called emergency and let them know there is something odd with Cecil Keller at… [he states his Vegas address, clearly and carefully.].
If my condition becomes permanent, I would like to declare that everything that belongs to me should be used to support my neighborhood’s public library after my death...everything but the penguin figurines. Those should be inhered by Mrs. Halifax on the first floor, who once expressed interest in them and also taught me how to remove mustard stains. Oh, and only if it is not too much trouble, could anyone look after my ferns?

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