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[Welp. Nora is bored. And she's been wanting to do this for a while, so..]

So..... I can't be the only one here who is totally sick of just waiting for cool powers and stuff, right? And I figure since people can get pulses and things from talking about stuff past them used to do, we could just get together and chat about cool powers until someone remembers having one of them.

[She clearly has been giving this a lot of thought.]

Anyone interested? We could meet up at Cold Marble, unless someone knows of a better ice-cream parlor. I'm open to suggestions.

[Or is this just an excuse to go get ice-cream with some friends? Who even knows.]

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Nothing major. Let's just say.... sometimes I'll turn up the drama if I think I can get my way.

[A few well-placed dramatics can go a long way towards getting an advance on her allowance or a days worth of amnesty on her homework.]

With grown-ups though, not with my friends.

[An important distinction.]

[Then she raised an eyebrow at her.]

What do you mean by that? Jeez, you're not getting into that much drama right? Well, it does make it more exciting but you know? Not where you're getting into some serious trouble!

Of course not! And you're the one who brought up drama in the first place.

...Okay, you got a point there but at least you're safe and not getting into trouble!

Because you got to make sure you stay in school and do your hardest there1 And stand up for what you believe in! Even it might get you into trouble sometimes!

.....

[Okay, now she's just laughing.

Give her a minute.

Okay.]

Sorry, sorry. It's just... you sound like an after school special.

Good because that was the point!

I can make it even cheesier it you want! You want to give it a try?

Haha okay, sure! Um...

[She affects an especially melodramatic tone]

I've learned a valuable lesson today! I must always eat my vegetables and clean my room a just say no to drugs! Oh, and believe in myself. And... stuff.

And always listen to your elders and parents! Even though they might seem like jerks, they always mean well! Or something like that!

Haha, I'm not very good at this am I?

I don't think either of us are.

Which is okay, really. After school specials are sort of dumb anyway.

And preachy! Don't you think we already know this stuff?

This is what happens when you do drugs and this is what happens when your brains are on drugs! And this is what happens to your family and your friends and everyone around you!

Do you have any questions?

[Do you get the reference?]

Yeah but we totally won't get it unless they fry some eggs and smash up a room while they say it.

Not to mention getting a frying pan too! We definitely cannot forget that!

Oh, oh! And lots of dramatic screaming too!

Haha, yeah. I'm surprised they don't just blow the room up with a bomb at the end. Just to make sure we get the message.

Or have a dramatic narrative over everything!

[Giggle] ...Or would that be too corny instead?

I don't know if it can get too corny. Where do you think they draw the line?

And actually, now that I think about it, I wonder if they'll start making those kind of videos for people being numbered....

[She can see it now. 'How to control your new crazy superpowers' or 'Your past life and you: Learning to live with yourself.']

Hm....as long as it isn't too dramatic and over the top, I'll be good!

Just enough where it's silly and yet be taken seriously at the same time!

[..that makes no sense]

There's probably no way to make a video about dealing with crazy powers or weird memories not silly.

But is there a way to not make it as silly as they can? That's the tricky question that's on everyone's minds right now!

[Giggle.]

And by 'everyone,' you mean just us, right?

Of course! Who else would I mean? The audience back at home or something?

[And they may or may not be leaning against the fourth wall now]

[Or poking it with a stick.]

At this point the audience is tuning in to another channel. Even I'm not sure what we're talking about anymore...

Does it even matter what we're talking about? As long as we're having fun, then we're clearly doing this club thing right!

True! We've got this whole thing totally down pat.

All we need now are those super powers!

Seriously...if only my superhero powers would work! SO far, I still got nothing and it's really annoying me!

Tell me about it! It's so unfair...

[So many people get such neat stuff and what does she get? Silly junk.]