04 | computer - text + embedded videos

[abhero]

[Imagine Emil’s surprise when he checked the network and realized his favorite teacher - and by “favorite” I mean god damn annoying is 1) on the network 2) an undercover cop. Soon enough though, the surprise turned into pure devilish joy. He found some very interesting videos a while ago, and the only downside of “Mr. Locke’s” departure from school was that Emil missed the chance of sharing them. Well, now he has his chance, on the network no less! What a great turn of events.]

this week one of our members returned after losing his echoes
some of us only know him through the network. others know him through school or through the police force
but whether we know him as richard locke karl aurion or both there are many things about him we don’t know

for example not many people know that before his glorious career as a cop and his stint as a fake school teacher karl aurion tried something completely different - a short lived music career! i’m happy to tell you that i’ve managed to put my hands on some rare footage that i’m about to share with everyone

(consider this a welcome back gift mr aurion everyone should enjoy your angelic voice)

[There are a few videos embedded in the post. The first features a 15 year old Karl and band performing this song. Young Karl is wearing long 80s hair and pants so tight they look drawn on. If anyone has any doubts about his identity, the AURION on the back of his tasseled leather jacket should make it clear. It’s written in rhinestones and sparkles quite nicely. Karl is giving a very poor impression of David Lee Roth - he was clearly going for sexy, but mostly he looks drunk. The video ends when Karl trips over the mic cord.

The other videos are pretty much the same, with different songs. Sometimes instead of a jacket, Karl is wearing a terrible 80s t-shirt. Sometime he has a bandana. Sadly, his movements don’t grow more graceful.]

nice right??? shame he gave it up
there’s more here [A link to a youtube channel] but i collected the best ones here if you still wanna take a look i recommend the oldest ones

[Because the later videos are actually good.]

EDIT!! i've been informed by a trusted source that mr aurion still has the jacket: Keeps it carefully dusted and cleaned and everything. He counts all the rhinestones in that "AURION" every morning to make sure none of them have fallen off. Paid $580 for it to be costum made. The inside is lined with rainbow paisley.

that's precious isn't it??

[Thank you Danny.]

Comments

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[gogoghostpowers]

He still has that jacket, you know.

[text]

[abhero]

lmao rly??? that's precious

[text]

[gogoghostpowers]

Yup. Keeps it carefully dusted and cleaned and everything. He counts all the rhinestones in that "AURION" every morning to make sure none of them have fallen off.

Voice. 1/HELL IF I KNOW.

[flamberge]

[Today's just another day. Nothing special, just browsing the network during work (shh he's a good cop, really). Right when he's about to get back to working, Karl stumbles upon this little post. Oh, bad actor kid. Ah, maybe he had seen him around before on the network but never really paid it any mind. As long as their lives don't end up depending on those acting skills then everything should be good.

Wait a moment. Is he mentioned in this? Why? Cue a narrowing of eyes as the poor, damned soul unknowingly reads on. Just where the hell is this going? Things we don't know?? What ev--]

2/5? idk

[flamberge]

[Scrolling on gets accompanied by a slow widening of eyes as that realization finally hits. No, please don't let this lead to where it seems to be going.]

3/4 i lied

[flamberge]

[...Yup, it lead right where it seemed it would.

The universe hates him. No doubt about it.

Goddammit. Just goddammit.

THIS SECRET WAS SUPPOSED TO GO TO THE GRAVE WITH HIM (OR AT LEAST THIS OLD VIDEO UGH HAD HE REALLY BEEN THAT TERRIBLE). WHY DO KIDS HAVE ACCESS TO THINGS LIKE YOUTUBE. NOT FAIR. KIDS SHOULD ONLY BE ALLOWED TO YOUTUBE WHEN THEY'RE 21 AND NOT ON A MAGICAL NETWORK.]

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[sjokolade]

[Giggle]

Sounds like he's stuck in a rut! How will need a hut! For everywhere there will be a giant what!

Voice

[abhero]

[Snort]

He'll be fine! He lives his life like there's no tomorrow.

Voice

[sjokolade]

Good point, especially with the way how he acted so hip and totally awesome!

[Voice]

[boredallready]

... N-No way...

[Voice]

[abhero]

[He sounds this close to a villanous cackle.]

Yes way.

[Voice]

[boredallready]

That's super creepy! Shouldn't you put a warning on something like that?

[Voice]

[flamberge]

Yes, Lloyd?

[DO YOU HAVE ISSUE WITH DADDY SHAKING HIS ASS?]

[Voice]

[boredallready]

[YES. YES HE DOES.]

Why did you let people record you doing stuff like that?!

[voice]

[nowi_wins]

[So much laughing.]

Hahahahaha Oh, wow.... That is just haha fantastic! Like, I don't even know the guy, but now I so want to meet him.

[voice]/[text]

[abhero]

Ask him then! I'm sure he won't say no to a fan.

[He swtiches to text to put Karl's number.]

[voice]

[nowi_wins]

Heehee, thanks! Maybe I can even get an autograph.

[blastiaobsessieanonymous]

... Oh wow.

I love it.

[abhero]

Right?? This is like the greatest thing I've seen in my life.

[video]

[moarnomsplz]

That is, like, the greatest thing-ing I've ever seen.

The only way it could better would be if he was my fake, fay-kuh, teacher.

[video]

[abhero]

...there's more than one fake teacher out there?

[Video]

[italktofish]

OUTRAGEOUS! I THINK I SAW HIM PERFORM ONCE!

[Video]

[abhero]

[Wow you're. Very loud.]

What, someone actually came to see them?

[Text]

[lightsoflife]

[Ah, the 80s. It's a small source of nostalgia, even if she was only six years old when they ended.]

It's truly a masterpiece. Thank you for sharing.

[Text]

[abhero]

ty ty i want everyone to feel the same joy it brought me