Adventure 29 | [Video]

[italktofish]

[So the video feed opens, and unsurprisingly, it's Arthur in front of a tank of fish. He looks unusually serious.]

So, guys, I kind of got to thinking...SERIOUSLY thinking...

[Wait, what? Arthur's been thinking?]

And you know, there are some things in life, you just take for GRANTED! But then one day, your bus gets stuck in traffic, and you've just got to WONDER! Thinking kind of hard on things you've just accepted for YEARS! I mean, stuff I've just gone with ALL MY LIFE! And, well...

[There's a long, dramatic pause before he continues.]

How much luggage could you REALLY bring on a THREE HOUR TOUR, anyway?

Comments

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[nowi_wins]

Absolutely! Oh, you should totally do this.

Voice

[mimicery]

That's none of your business! You figure it out!

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[bombgasmic]

... Wait.

You can't dry out?

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[orangehoodie]

Maybe they get it at the hospital when their kids are born? I mean, I don't know where else they'd get it.

[moreweaponsthanyou]

Er...no one needs those things. They're in fact bad for you.

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[italktofish]

It's a GOOGLE!

[Arthur, no, that's a search engine.]

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[italktofish]

Hey, you brought it up in the FIRST PLACE!

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[italktofish]

Looks like I might have an OUTRAGEOUS SIDE BUSINESS on my hands for sure!

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[italktofish]

If I stay away from water too long, I feel REALLY NOT OUTRAGEOUS! Like I could DIE or something!

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[italktofish]

I wonder where they'd KEEP such a manual--or if I should ask my old man if he still has HIS! I'm kind of CURIOUS now!

[italktofish]

HAH! A little DANGER never hurt ANYONE!

Voice

[mimicery]

[Mumble]

Fine. Does the word superhero mean anything to you?

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[ursoreckless]

...What kind of internet access do you have?

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[nowi_wins]

Let me know when you get it up and running. I'll definitely buy something.

[For that pet she doesn't have....

Yet.

Actually, little hats are a great excuse o buy a pet.]

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[nascondo]

[Cough...]

Uhh...well, I wasn't there and I don't know you that well so...I can't say.

[moreweaponsthanyou]

That's not really little. You can die from those things.

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[italktofish]

I'LL SAY IT DOES! I'M A SUPERHERO!

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[italktofish]

It's access from a little box plugged into the cable!

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[italktofish]

OUTRAGEOUS! You'll be my first customer!

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[bombgasmic]

Oh my god.

Oh my god. That's horrible. I'm glad we live by the sea, then!

Voice

[mimicery]

....

Yeah, I meant an actual superhero in your past life. Not one right now!

[If you only knew, Katie...]

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[orangehoodie]

You gotta tell me when you find it! Then we're gonna have to look through it or something.

[italktofish]

Hey, I have SUPERHEROIC INVULNERABILITY! I take a LOT of killing!

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[italktofish]

[He laughs.]

Well, I can just say I'm NOT, then!

Voice

[italktofish]

But I AM one now! I have the UNIFORM and the POWERS and EVERYTHING!

And a JETPACK!